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You: HI!
Stranger: heiheihei

You: I'm from petoria!
Stranger: how are you?

You: where are you from?
Stranger: im from Latvia
You: I'm good.
Stranger:

You: wow I've never talked to anyone from latvia
Stranger: waths your name ,im Linda
Stranger:

You: I'm phean
Stranger: uu ccol
Stranger: were is petoria?
Stranger:

You: it is a small but proud country on the eastern seaboard of north america
Stranger: uu cool

Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger:

Stranger: im 16
You: I'm 20
You: but I'm kinda drunk right now... just saing
Stranger:

Stranger: ok

You: *saying
Stranger: you are having party?

You: no... just hating females... in general
You: present company exepted of coarse
Stranger: way you are hating femeles?

You: My ex did bad things to my mind and heart... but no worries
You: that is why we have alchol
Stranger: yes alcohol is or friend

You: indeed it is!
Stranger: it feels better now,wen you are drunk?
You: slightly... if I could find the bottle cap....
You: found it
Stranger: oo

Stranger: taths good
Stranger: am im soory about your girlfriend
Stranger:

Stranger: she is stupid
Stranger:

Stranger:

You: no worries
You: I really don't care anymore
Stranger:

You: eventually one must ask... Why does this matter?
Stranger: wath matters?

You: I have come to understand, it is a waste of time
You: I would rather place my mark on the world
Stranger: oo yes
Stranger:

You: but until then, I will drink myself silly
You: then, invade poland
You: er... I mean
You: ..
You: I mean do something productive
Stranger: aaaa yes if i coretly understand

Stranger: yes

You: NOT invade random countries....
Stranger: yes

You: *whistles innocently*
You: *marks map of poland for primary invasion points*
Stranger:

DD
Stranger: o yes
Stranger:

You: You know, move along in life, keep going an all
You: *orders armor battalion motions to the bourders*
You: Que serra, serra, and all that.
You: *orders launch of paratroop units
Stranger: alcohol is doing hes worke

you are starting writh not understandig sentencys
Stranger:

You: I have no idea what you mean....
You: *commence full assult*
Stranger: yes i know

Stranger: okic
Stranger: bb
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