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  1. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    *Gives Cellodude a scotch*
    "There's a grinding stone over there, you can use it for an hour for 200 denars."

    *Turns to Dtay*
    "..Who were you again?"

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  2. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    *Brings Weren another Guinness*
    "Sorry it took a while, I couldn't stop laughing at the guy standing on the pool table over there."

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  3. Jerky

    How to get mounted prisoners ?

    Torus 说:
    I recruit some rookies. Now I'm slow. Mounted parties I could beat run away too fast for me to catch. Mounted parties that can beat me chase me down and beat me. Unmounted parties don't give mounted prisoners.
    This is easily remedied; beat up lower leveled people until your recruits are better and able to survive greater armies :grin:

    Torus 说:
    I also sometimes face parties with only a few mounts, and sometimes get prisoners, but I don't know how to tell whether they are mounted units or not.
    Some units only have a chance to be mounted- don't know how this affects their speed on the map, however. So your best bet would probably be to capture prisoners who are always mounted at the beginning of the battle.
    I believe forest bandits to be the easiest, but I'm not entirely sure if they are mounted..
    There's an image that shows who are mounted floating around somewhere on the forum. Unfortunately I have no idea where to look for it...


    miguel8500 说:
    it cant you take their horses and put them in your invetory they dont own horses cause you loot them!
    miguel8500 说:
    if it was back in 1792 they would be able
    Your argument is flawed; You do not get ten horses from defeating ten khergits alone, even if none of the horses are killed or allowed to flee. Furthermore, a prisoner who is tied up and on a horse would only have a slightly better chance at escape than a prisoner who is simply tied up, if they were able to break away from the formation. Which in itself might be harder for a mounted prisoner, since they'd likely be surrounded by other mounted units, blocking their way.

    This is, however, a subforum of a game that functions like a game, dedicated to answering questions about the forementioned game, so giving answers on how you think it would work in real life doesn't work. If you wish to discuss the realism issue of mounted prisoners, you should go to the Sage's guild or whereever.

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  4. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    "Gah! Why'd you make the hole so big, the spiders'll get out!"
    *Drops the pint of Guinness and a keg of Ale (4/50) on a table nearby and dives behind another, recently broken table*

    *The hole slowly regenerates, without any spider induced casualties*

    "Huh. Now I just feel silly."
    *Dusts off some dirt, picks up the Guinness and the keg*

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  5. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    *Retrieves the $ from the table nearby*

    "Eh? I dunno. I haven't left this place in ages, I've completely forgotten the normal cycle of the day."
    "Try asking that guy who just came in."

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  6. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    "Uh, okay.."

    *Carefully places an empty flagon on Pastai's head*

    "Anythig.. Else?"

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  7. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    *Sets a mug of apple juice and a bottle of Guinness on a table nearby*
    "You'd think"
    "That after so many years in this business.."
    "You'd get used to these kinds of things."

    "But ugh, you people still manage to weird me out.."

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  8. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    *Slams a maßkrug before Amman*
    "Listen, I'm trying to run a business here. While it might look like I don't care about the people or the tavern, and even though I don't, I still can't go around favoring some people's orders over others'."

    "Unless they've earned it somehow."
    "Or if they're respected people I know."
    "Or, if they pay me more.."
    "Oh, or if they have a particulary nice hat!"
    "Or if I just feel like it, I guess..."
    "..But still!"


    *Hands Amman the rather long check*
    "I expect it to be paid in full before sunrise."



    *Wanders off to get some apple juice*

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  9. Jerky

    somekindofbug

    Do you have high agility, as in well over ~1 000? Having more agility makes your character run faster, but it's not capped at anything since you're not supposed to get that much agility in vanilla.

    Exporting, editing your agility and then importing the character should fix it, if this is the case.
    If it isn't, then I've go nuthin' :d.

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  10. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    "Listen, if you want faster service, order drinks we have."

    "Unless you have a spare unicorn in your backpack, it's going to take a while- the Calradian customs are murder for fantasy element smugglers.."

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  11. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    "Free beer? What?"

    *Squints at Dtay*
    "I don't remember hiring you.. Eh, well, I don't mind you working here for free, though, as long as you don't sell beer for those ridiculously low prices."
    "I have a reputation to keep, yeesh."

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  12. Jerky

    I'm the Marshal, how do I get the allies to fight???

    Are you sure they are at war with each other as well? Just because you have been attacking Rhodoks, doesn't mean the Nords are in a war with them.
    If this isn't the case, make sure the other lords are close to you when you engage- the closer the better. They won't join battles that happen more than a few seconds away from their location.

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  13. Jerky

    cant get a town

    It's been a while since I did this, but if I remember correctly you need to have negative relationship with the faction whose town you want to conquer. Attac their caravans or parties on the map, and try besieging again.
    Not familiar with the mod, but I hope it helps.

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  14. Jerky

    cant get a town

    Do you mean that you cannot win the battle against a town on your own, or is it some technical problem?
    If you aren't strong enough, you should probably train more, get more troops and try again. If the game won't let you become a ruler even if you win, you should probably report it on the Mod's Bug report thread.

    You might want to look into there anyway, since your problem is with the mod, not the game; http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/board,117.0.html

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  15. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    "Ugh, it would seem the LightBulbs have turned Black again.. Crazy Leprecons and their crazy unreliable magics."

    *Disappears into the backroom, and returns with a stepladder*

    *Sets the stepladder underneath a BlackBulb, climbs up, changes it to a LightBulb and climbs back down*

    "*Sigh*"
    "One down, fifty nine more to go.."

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  16. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    "..Yeah, I was about to warn her of that."
    *Adds some firewood in the fireplace*
    "Not that it'd trouble her, I just want it to remain uncomfortable, so I can store trouble makers there. You can't cause trouble if you can't walk, heh."


    "But eh, she took the upper left cellar anyway, also known as the Hanging Quarters."

    "You know. For hanging out."

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  17. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    "Well I don't know. I think it's actually pretty funny seeing him hallucinate from the fumes of your beard."
    "When was the last time you washed it, anyway?"

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  18. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    "Thank you, Dryvus, Dtay."

    "I guess it's off to the spider pit with the new guy, then. Maybe he'll calm down a tad."

    "Just don't eat the oatmeal."
    *Pushes babeeroniea through the floor. Much rejoicing is heard within the ranks of the spiders*

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  19. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    *Throws the someone back at the newcomer*

    "Yeesh. You'd think they'd at least buy a few beers before starting a barfight.."
    *Turns to Amman*
    "Well, it's pretty simple, really. It all started with.."
    ".."

    "Hang on a second, I'll check the log"

    *Returns with a log"

    "Okay, so the first bar was destroyed, and we were forced to rebuild it.. I think that's when I "acquired" half the bar, along with Padua."
    "All was well, up until Ye Olden Admins nuked it to bytes, again. It was then, some months, or perhaps days, later rebuilt down here, under Zendar, by Padua and her crazy connections- Although I've heard that Zendar exists no more..- To protect it from further such attacks of destruction by the Gods and crazy all powerful role players alike, with regenerating floors and other such magics the Leprecons call technology or whatever."
    "I came here since I still owned half of it, and it was like the good old times, barfights, beer and whatnot. I even hired a new barman, a PC (To keep everyone from killing him- Honestly, some people!) But he disappeared long ago. I tried gettin new Waitrons, but they didn't last long. Accursed dainty foreign made parts.."

    "So, here I am, serving the people. Not that I have to complain too much, I'm raking in more cash than a slaver with five rulers and twenty lords as prisoners."

    *Throws the log into the fireplace*

    "So, how've you been?"

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
  20. Jerky

    The Duck and Spackle Bar

    *Counts and deposits the coins into the safe*
    "Right, I'll be back in a minute"

    *Rolls a keg from the back room*
    "There you go. Will that be all?"

    Hugglez!
    =^-^=Jerky=^-^=
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