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    Romans vs Barbarians

    At least it's not bronies this year.
    Team brony v loli confirmed for next year, you read it here first folks.
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    Team Caveman > Team Dino

    >talks smack to terrifying danger lizard

    Grug brains are obviously less evolved. Get stepped on.
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    Team Caveman > Team Dino

    >can't even casually crush bone with their teeth

    How do cavemen even eat? Are they plants?
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    Cavemen vs Dinosaurs (April Fools' 2022 Thread)

    That is decided by The Most Holy, Random Number God.
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    Cavemen vs Dinosaurs (April Fools' 2022 Thread)

    Welcome all to another Taleworlds Forum April Fools' Day! (started a bit early, perhaps) This year we've got two teams, Team Dinosaur and Team Caveman. One of these teams is better than the other. Now I'm not saying it's the dinosaurs, but it's probably dinosaurs. I mean we've got the all...
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    Starving towns 1.7.1

    This section is named Website & Forum Information and has nothing to do with Bannerlord - A place to find help, guidance, and rules for the use of the website and forums.
    yeet
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    Free Games - Recomendations and updates galore

    You may always refund the game if your playthrough has not exceeded 2 hours. There are also some other rules of refund, but I am not sure if they apply to the purchased game.
    IIRC "I just bought it before a sale/it's cheaper elsewhere" has worked for people.
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    Hey I heard you're the guy in charge of feasts. How long until you add them? They were neat and...

    Hey I heard you're the guy in charge of feasts. How long until you add them? They were neat and convenient for talking to lords.
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    Free Games - Recomendations and updates galore

    Rayman Origins is free from Ubisoft till the 22nd.

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    Dating Thread, v. II

    It's possible she's traveling. You might want to adjust your distance limit or whatever it's called for the next one though.
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    Introduction/Hello thread

    been playing mount and blade since 2012, love everything its has been, it is and will be, now i have a glitch that is annoying me where can i report it, nobles arent aging up phisically
    Hi Umbra, welcome! Tech Support is here.
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    Free Games - Recomendations and updates galore

    The first Vermintide is currently free on Fanatical. https://www.fanatical.com/en/game/warhammer-end-times-vermintide
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    Snowflake Chinese upset about the traditional Chinese language named "TW" not "china" and TaleWorlds Bends the Knee To China

    What an excellent off topic discussion, brought on by necromancy.

    Necroing isn't specifically about the amount of time since the last post, or the position in the board list (not sure why you bring that up at all to be honest). It's about resurrecting old threads that have basically been resolved, but adding nothing new to justify it. Your initial comment really has nothing to do with anything in this thread.
    This.
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    What are you playing right now?

    Just finished Half-Life: Alyx. (big thanks to @Orion for letting me buy his Evga queue 3080) Valve's first VR game is an absolute blast, and makes me want more AAA quality VR games. Being able to just pick **** up with your almost actual hands is freaky cool, and killing zombies and combine in for rizzle first person feels perfect.

    Started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance again, and holy **** I forgot just how terrible the combat is. It all looks so fancy and detailed with motion-capped HEMA moves, stances and combos. Too bad none of that **** matters, because actually attacking is a terrible idea thanks to the Master Strike mechanic. When an enemy melee attacks you, you can dodge, block, do a (way, waaay too easy) perfect block that prevents stamina loss, or if you block slightly before the game tells you to for a perfect block, you do a master strike instead. It's the same as a perfect block but also counter attacks, dealing significant damage, often enough to cripple or kill with that single blow. It's super easy to do, and is absolutely zero risk because unlike chambering in Warband, master striking has no punishment for failure. If you mess up the easy timing, you'll just perfect block instead. Actually attacking is the worst thing you can do because the ai will happily master strike you and you can't do a single damn thing about it. Feinting? Master strike. Switching stances? Master strike! Wanna do that cool, super deadly high level combo that takes a lot of practice to perform correctly? lol get ****ed retard, each one of those 3-5 strikes are actually just opportunities for the ai to master strike you, deleting half of your health and making you bleed! It's fascinating just how much work went into melee, but it's all so thoroughly disincentivized by master strikes that effective combat is just a game of chicken, with whoever siezes the initiative and attacks first being the loser. I hate it so goddamn much, it's a testament to how wonderful the RPG part of this game is that it's still a cool game despite the dumpster fire combat.
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    What made you laugh today - Fifth Edition


    An actual Victorian era legal phrase for "average Joe".
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    corona? :(

    My thoughts about this is "finally". There's no sense any more talking to the vaccine-hesitant people who are information-resistant and love their Facebook conspiracies too much. We shouldn't let the unvaccinated hold us hostage and keep the epidemic going until most of them had the disease and everyone who could die died. And there's some fun in watching them squirm now.
    Agreed, and high-key jealous, this **** should've been done in the states a year ago. Although I must admit the rioting/resisting would be way worse here. Every now and then some ****wad punches out a cashier or a teacher for requiring people to wear a mask, let alone getting vaccinated.
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    Free Games - Recomendations and updates galore

    Surviving Mars is free on Steam for 24 hours. It's a pretty fun colony builder type game.

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    What are you listening to right now? Mark V

    That's perhaps the worst song he's ever written :LOL:
    Wrong.
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