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- Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM, this time at knife point. He needs your legal advice.
- STOP BREAKING THE LAW, *******!!

Didn't captain lust do that some time back? He got high and he was close to ban.

Don't drink and post 

D-day, battle of Stiklestad, Midway, Stalingrad, lots more.

Ruthven 说:

bgfan 说:

I had almost full ammo, I was shotting the heads, and nothing was coming out.

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the bullets are pretty hard to see, and I don't have a good gun sound, so...

EDIT: Also, sometimes bullets "pass through" close enemies.

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Comforting feeling to know that bullets may occasionly pass by when the zombies are really close 

Not likely to happen though, since this thread was created in 2005, when the first versions were released, and since it hasn't been implied in any other versions, I really doubt it. But some mods may have it thought, if you search around or make one yourself.

WhiteyHesa 说:

I'm willing to believe that the vikings may have worn horned helmets, but I do not believe they would have been worn in a combative situation.


As for...
"...preferring instead a more peaceful view of the Vikings as traders, farmers and colonists....The idea of “cuddly Vikings” simply has no place in a world where horned helmeted warriors demonstrably existed in even small Norwegian earldoms. The Vikings have a reputation for rape and pillage abroad..."

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That's too bad actually, because vikings was mainly trying to settle down somewhere as peaceful farmers, hunters and fishermen. The fact that they had to sack villages and rape nuns in the process is just a minor detail 

Hengist 说:

NordMann 2 说:

Meh, I'm not so strict when it comes to that. It doesn't matter if it's theatre or anything.

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Either that was a good joke or you didn't get that Dream Theater is a band...

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Sure, we'll say it was a joke 

It seems everybody is on imdb now 

Meh, I'm not so strict when it comes to that. It doesn't matter if it's theatre or anything.

AK47 说:

NordMann 2 说:

Such as killer-blead and captain lust, and those guys.

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What?! They were good men! Only, Captain lust got high ones, and posted **** all over.

Still pissed cuz I ruined that clan some months ago? Cuz, basicly I didn't know that the leader had said that I could join them, so I spammed the thread with useless records. And I'm sorry for that!

Here is a suggestion for ya;

DISMOUNT!   

Ah, glad to be back. Even though there are to many new people, and to few of the old breed. Such as killer-blead and captain lust, and those guys.  But I'm glad you're still here 

"Hey Fletcher, how's it hanging?"
"*sigh* short, shriveled and always to the left!"

"So you're new here, huh?"
"Yeah, I started on Monday"
"You like it so far?"
"It's great, everybody is being so nice to me."
"That's because you got big jugs! I mean your boobs are huge! Uhhh, I mean I wanna squeese'em!"

That IS the ****! 5/5


R Kelly - Worlds greatest

Yeah, that's some good ****. 4/5


Seal - Kiss from a rose

IMDb, I presume?

Anyways, thats so funny!

"Wyatt ****ing Earp!

Haha, that was freaking sweet

"I came here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum!"

Retarded Animal Babies 12


Edit: I noticed to late that ChurchOfFonz wrote the same I did. Sorry, you had it first.

Sweet mother of God! This ****'s still going? Its been like ages! 

Magorian Aximand 说:

NordMann 2 说:

Yo!

Please share your favourite movie quotes here.
I wanna know about some movies with catchy catch-phrases.  These norwegian movies ain't got ****!

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You're .. back?




"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

Fight Club

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Yeah, I'm shocked too. Guess I was so into this forum so much, I couldn't let go 

Anyways, this joke was in a movie called "Boondock Saints", It's a bit rascist, but I thought it was fun.

Okay, so these three guys walk on the beach. A Mexican, a black guy and a white guy. They see a lamp, and they rub it, and a genie comes out. "I'll grant you one wish each." he says, and asks the Mexican. "I want all my mexican brothers in America to be back in Mexico, happy and ****." The genie goes "POOF", and all Mexicans are in Mexico. Then he asks the black guy. "I want all my black people in America to be back in Africa happy and ****." And the genie goes "POOF", and all the black people are in Africa. So then he asks the white guy, and he says "Are you saying that all the mexicans and black people are out of America?" Genie says "Yeah". "Okay, I'll just have a coke then". 


Disclaimer: I mean no rascism with this!