Ambalon 说:
1- Comb your hair, so you look like you bathe more than once a week.
2- Aren't those sunglasses kinda... small for your face?
3- Uh, what's wrong with your beard
4- Is that a metal shirt? \m/
1. This is actually my hair after a shower and a thorough combing [it's what's known as a jewfro, but mine is much more amazing and good-smelling, since I use pantene mixed with old spice shampoo]
2. They belonged to this one girl I know so, yeah, and we call them 'doucher glasses'
3. It's a neckbeard, silly. I don't consider myself nerdy enough to sport a full one, so I'm shaving it before school begins again.
4. I still need to buy a [authentic] Windir shirt, and a Wintersun shirt, but, alas, I'm too poor.