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*Opens box:

My cat caught you:

*Follows direction in following picture:

*Gives Dryvus some tough love:

In the spirit of the game:

Never again...please...never again...

Wait. A Dungeons and Dragons game? On a forum?

People still play that? Didn't they invent computers for a reason?

I'm so confused...

4/5

5/5 if reference to Gengis or Kublai is in the sig.

*Yells "GET TO DA CHOPPA" at Dryvus

I fail to see your point.

"Sleeps with God (who turns out to be hot enough to make normal testicles explode on sight [of her])."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

      -Don Corleone, The Godfather (1972)

"Mixes glue with quicklime while laughing to self"

"Plain rape. No kinky stuff"

You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberrys...then he came...

*Clips wings

Who should get banned?

And link the original please.

And a story:

You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!

Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.

Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.

The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.

"Game over ****er" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny ******!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."

I know, we will call it the Cult of Awesome.

Just like I named my M&B nation the Kingdom of Awesome.

I mean, what is a better descriptor than "Awesome"?

Besides anything involving drugs, genitalia, colloquialisms, etc (i.e. an ACTUAL adjective).

Gracias, amigo.

Don't hate me, remember, phobias are defined as irrational fears.

And I love Oompa-Loompas. I bet most of you didn't know that the lead Ooompa-Loompa in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a professional Shakespearean actor from Kent, England named Rusty Goffe, who is still alive to this day.

Like I said, I love Oompa-Loompas.