Granted, and without spit the llama turns to its next self-defense mechanism: Love.
You fall in love with the llama's charming ways and get married.
After several years of trying, you cannot give her a child.
The llama gets fed up with your lame ass and leaves you for a wolverine.
Several days later she gives birth to a platypus. Turns out she was cheating on you.
The llama leaves you both for the platypus, and you and the wolverine turn to drinking.
You two decide to, you know, try things out.
You are now gay with the wolverine.
I wish that I did not have to sleep, without any negative reflection upon my health.