Rule zum Rabensang 说:
Nächste Schlagzeile: "Nach Kantersieg über Frankreich könnte in der nächsten Runde ein Unentschieden gegen Russland drohen. Amerikanische Mannschaft bereits beim Aufwärmen".
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it’s looking at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it’s on Britain’s side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany’s fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
The End…. (or is it?)
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After the first fight Germany has muscled up again and comes back at the Bar.
Germany aproaches the czech guy and starts bullying and pushing him around. The other guests really dont care much about that scene so the czech guy takes his jacket leavs his wallet and seat for the Germany.
Now Germany turns to Poland and claims that this seat is the german seat and Poland should better leave too. Now France and Britain muscle up and start swearing and threatening Germany. So Poland gains some selfesteem and starts swearing and showing off towards Germany.
After a couple of insults and shouting later, Germany is like "**** that ****" and starts swinging punches at Poland. Britain and France jump up from their stools but stay away from the fight. They just keep shouting.
When Poland is on it knees with a bloody nose, Russia comes from behind and kicks Poland in the back and throws punches at Poland too. Poland lies K.O. on the ground. Now Germany is really in the mood for a fight and charges towards France and Britain. Knocking out all other guest trying to get in its way. Within a few seconds, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Norway and Luxmeburg getting K.O.ed by Germany.
Germany throws a good punch at Briatin knocking it right back over the Bar counter with a black eye. Germany turns to the battered France and gives it a final blow. When France falls, Italy jumps in the fight and kicks France in the stomach, claiming a great victory.
Now Italy really feels like it has to prove something and walks to Greece, peacfully having an Ouzu. Italy sucker punches Greece hoping for a quick fight. But Greece shrugs and starts throwing punches back at Italy. Now Greece chases Italy thru the Bar.
Germany is pissed about seeing its sidekick chases and rushes for help, on the way knocking Yugoslawia out befor it could make any attempts to stop them. Now Britain settled it self and rushes to help Greece. Now Germany fights Greece and Britain knocking the Greek guy straight out and giving Britain the second black eye, tumbeling back from Greece. Britain is now really battered and moves to the African side of the Bar looking for a fight with Italy there.
Germany moves back to its place and without warning smashing the head of the russian guy at the counter and then punching and kicking him thru the Bar.
Italy is on the other side fighting Britain and getting a severve beating. While still throwing punches at Russia, Germany leans over and helps Italy again. In the process giving Britain a bloody nose and chasning them back to where they came from.
Now on the other side Amercia was chearing for Britain all the Time and watching the fight closley. Japan now sneaks up from behind, with China still in a headlock and smashes a Bar stool over the head of the America, and instandly throwing punches at America and Britain chasing both of them out of their way.
Meanwhile Germany is still hammering Russia and is even more in the mood for a fight, challenging America too.
America is really pissed now and starts fighting Japan alone and throws pints and chairs with Britain at Germany wich is still busy slashing Russia.
Russia is really a mess now, the face is full of blood and every Bone broken, exept the Backbone. When Germany wants to land an other devasting blow, Russia steps to side and gives Germnay a good right hook.
Germany is now confused beeing bombarded with pints and chairs and now getting a fist from the russian.
On the Italian side, Britain and America have Italy pinned on the ground and every attempt by Germnay to come close is beeing stopped by American and British punches. But befor America and Britain could finish off Italy, Italy tunrs on Germany and smack it in the face, behaving like it was all the time down with America and Britain.
On the other side, Japan is really in trouble, receving one serious blow after the other from the American.
Germany now is rellay pissed and is wondering how Russia is eating their punches. For every punch germany lands now, it had to take one from Russia too.
After Italy is out now, America and Britain feel to take on Germany directly and both jump over the counter. Now Britan, America, and Russia all swing together at Germany.
Now Germany eats punches but still keeps the cover up tring to hit one of them here and there.
Japan is on the other side become desperate and tries some suicidal strikes with no success whats so ever.
Germany is exhausted and falls on its knees now America and Britain leave the final K.O. blow to Russia. With Germany knocked out again finally. The three turn to Japan knocking him on its knes too.
Japan unwillinmg to take its cover down America draws a colt and shoots Japan twice in the Head.
Now America and Britain feel a bit bad about what happened in the last fight before this one. So they made some first aid on Germany and Japan and put some money in their pockets to pay the Bill later because it was of course their fault that the fight started.
The end.....,.