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  1. JD

    give vassal a village

    That's becouse if you don't give it to him he will be unhappy becouse he wanted it for himself (as all lords) and the same with other lords, you're always going to get on the wrong side of someone so you either have a really good realationship with some lords and really bad with others or you just have a balanced relationship with all lords, meaning that you equal the number of villages and castle that each lord has. Try not to give 2 villages to one lord if someone doesn't have any, so keep it balanced, couse if you get bad relationship with a lord, if you enter battle, he won't join the battle at all! Bastards, yeah I know, but hey it's how it works.

    Hope I helped you out :smile:


    PS:I know my english isn't great, i'm spanish you see...
  2. JD

    Yo Mamma Jokes

    I'm in Spain, won't let me watch the last video  :???:
  3. JD

    [EG II] TALES OF HARDY ADVENTURERS

    Cool story!! Waiting to read the next part and see more photos! hehe  :grin:
  4. JD

    [EG II] TALES OF HARDY ADVENTURERS

    Hey ran into a...problem? Well, I've got two Tenth tomes of life, two of them!  :???: Is that a bug or something or...what?xD
  5. JD

    Eurocopa, Podemos!

    La unión esperaría que fuese como con GB, cada país con su propia selección y bandera, pero que compartamos todo lo demas jeje :smile:
  6. JD

    Eurocopa, Podemos!

    Bua podemos!!  :lol: O eso espero...xD Que coñazo si ganan, mundial y eurocopa  :mad:
  7. JD

    Joke thread

    Disturbing...
    Right here's the joke:

    I was walking down the street the other day when I saw 3 guys beating down this other guy, so I stopped and said to myself ''Do I get involved, or not?'', I repeated this for a few times when then I decided to get involved, and between the 4 of us we give him a right beating. :roll:

    Comment xD
  8. JD

    Yo Mamma Jokes

    Yo mamma so fat, then when she went to turn over on her bed, she fell out both sides!!
  9. JD

    Eurocopa, Podemos!

    Bueno España juega mañana contra Grecia, si ganamos pasaremos a cuartos contra puede que Rumanía o Holando, así que vamos a animar a España!! Podemos!! PD:Buena suerte a los Portugueses, si no la ganamos nosotros, espero que la ganéis vosotros jeje :)
  10. JD

    You know you've played too much M&B when...

    ...when you ask to your wife if your plate and armour is washed.
    ...when you're about to get in a fight and you say ''i warn you, i'm a level 36 Swadian Lord''
    ...when you go in to an estate agent and he asks you ''in what area would you like to live?'' And you reply ''Near Praven would be nice, not near Jelkala though, to much Rhodoks, not very keen of them you see.''
    ...when each week you demand taxes through the neighbourhood claiming that it's your right as a Lord.
    ...when you go sacking your neighbour and get dissapointed not finding any good armor.
    ...when you go into a pub and ask people if they would be interested in serving you in your wars.
    ...when you go through the neighborhood asking for volunteers.
    ...when you go into a car shop and when they show you a car you say ''How much riding skill does it take to mount that?''

    That's all for now...xD
  11. JD

    You know you've played too much M&B when...

    ...when if you're computer freezes you start thinking about commiting suicide and hope that you would go to a heaven named calradia....
  12. JD

    What's your best shot difficulty?

    15.7 or something like that...I was running for my life when 20 horseman were chasing me, so I just shot my last arrow back, but went to far over, so I said, ****!, but about 2-3 seconds later I see that I killed a footman and got him right on the head aparently, and the infantry was well away...
  13. JD

    M&B is a candidate in the Golden Joystick Awards

    Well, let's hope that M&B get's to the sort list, but I still think that it wont win, basicly because it's on BETA version and not many people know it, it's not out for sale and well, you know how many people play the GTA series all around the world...millions...Anyway, we'll just have to independise our self and make a new country named Calradia :grin:
  14. JD

    [EG II] TALES OF HARDY ADVENTURERS

    I still found the Nineth book of life with some 6 bear clan bandits, found all 4 inmortals, in my army now, and talked to Ramun, and I've to bring this worthy trophy thing...Anyway, I ''hired'' a boat and a crew again, coz the option was still up, so I los annother 10000 denars, but everything is the same :S So what's the point of that? I can get annother ship, but not waisting more 10.000 denars, only got 70.000...
  15. JD

    Union de la peninsula, ustedes que opinan?

    Habría una reforma seguramente...Se votarría el nuevo sistema entre todos, pero a este rey le debemos mucho...
  16. JD

    [EG II] TALES OF HARDY ADVENTURERS

    Looking forward for the next day of you're life hehe. Anyway, just started with a wild man of wercheg, I think I atract larga sharp objects.
    First battle: got an axe in my foot.
    Third battle: got an axe on my back
    Fourth battle: got an axe on my face, then died.

    They probably sell his journal as a comedy or something at the tabern of wercheg or whatever.

    Now I started a game with a well to do merchant, got a good inheretence, and first thing to do was grab a boat out to nowere and hope for the best. Then trained, got owned a few times and went on with life, buying a moon rifle, a moon pistol and heavy iron cartriges. Then I went to the tavern and found 3 large axes worth 12.000 denars, it was just there, probably put there by Dranton, but since his not talking to me, **** it, its mine now. Sold it an got annother heavy iron cartriges, this left me with something like 5000 denars and 24 bullets and no hand to hand weapon...
    Then I bought some junk in Wercheg and sold it to some idiot in Sargoth who bought it all (Bought it all for 4000 denars, sold it all for 6500 denars).
    I found out that I could do really good with this buy-sell thing, so I did it for some time till I got 30.000 denars in my purse. After that, every single bandit in Calradia was after me...O though I had 20 mounted caravan guards (dont hire them unless you like them or something, coz they're crap and cost a lot.
    Well, I had a skirmish with some bandits, 30 of them, who had atlantis armour! all of them and the best horses around...So that was like an Oh **** moment. Got owned a few times, killed 10 of them and lost most of my merchandise and something like 4000 denars...Anyway, got away, bought a regular hat, one that looks like a pirate one, but still its cool with it's shape of a black triangle.
    Anyway, i'm going from city to city travelling and getting stuff, a bit of a boring life, but me and newly recruited men have some fun on the way killing some refuges and villagers (I know, pure evil, but it's a borign life dude). Got an axe wright throw my chest, but fully recovered...Weird...Anyway, with my guns I kill everyone around me while i'm on my horse riding about. Got really good at it, 170 firearms prophency or whatever the name :???:
    Every faction has asked me to be their vassal, but there should be an option saying ''Why don't YOU be my vassal?'' That would piss them off and would be cool :lol:
    All this with full damage and everythin, i'll post some images soon :smile:

    Signed,

    JD the Bored Merchant.

    PS:Sorry for my English, i'm spanish :wink:
  17. JD

    Union de la peninsula, ustedes que opinan?

    Dan_Grr 说:
    Ei, tudo bem, há algumas palavras que não percebo em espanhol, mas no geral percebo sempre a mensagem que é transmitida, penso que com vocês é a mesma coisa.

    "Torcer" aqui pode-se considerar "apoiar", ou, em inglês, "to support", "to cheer". "Torcer" significa literalmente dobrar ou espremer qualquer coisa, "torcer a roupa ou a toalha", etc, mas neste caso concreto significa "apoiar a selecção portuguesa", ou, "to cheer the portuguese team".

    "Lisonjeador" é de "lisonjear", que também se diz "elogiar", dizer qualquer coisa de bem a uma pessoa. Neste caso "lisonjeador" significa que para mim isso significa um elogio ou um cumprimento. Do inglês, "to flatter".


    Agora, voltando ao tópico em questão, Portugal e Espanha juntarem-se não iria significar uma potência mundial, penso eu... mas se isso viesse a acontcer a fusão dos dois não se poderia nem chamar Espanha nem Portugal, senão havia problemas... Já sei, podíamos abolir os carros, barcos e aviões, arranjávamos cavalos, juntávamos os dois países e chamar-lhe-íamos Calradia.  :lol:

    jajaja no sé si entonces nos considerarían potencia mundial jaja xD Cuidado! Que tienen caballos y soldados a nivel 15 con caballos de 44 de velocidad!! xD Gracias por la aclaración jeje :smile: Poco a poco voy entendiendo algo más de portugués xD
    Bueno, podríamos llamar la unión Mount Iberia xD
  18. JD

    M&B is a candidate in the Golden Joystick Awards

    Sanzo84 说:
    Just voted! So how many of us does that make? Has anyone campaigned for M&B on other forums?

    Voted!! :grin:

    I'm going to post this on my forum and on another, both spanish though hehe, but at least the votes will count :grin:
  19. JD

    [EG II] TALES OF HARDY ADVENTURERS

    Well, I started an adventure with a character, but at day 3 I sort of had an accident with some white bandits...

    [img=http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/6074/mountblade2008061220080pg7.th.png]
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