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  1. Any working solutions for the problems of 0.950???

    Jeff Carr 说:
    Another bugged quest that I ran into was the Caravan Raiding Quest.  A Nord lord asked me to raid Nord caravans in order to provoke a war.  The quest was populated correctly (raid 2 caravans) however he said that I need to raid 0, and something about being caught and spending time in 0 prisons...  I didn't read that part very well apparently.

    I'm about to go do that quest, so I'll see what happens when I complete it.

    look in the quest log and it will say the number of caravans you gotta hit.  Just something minor I guess doesnt actually affect gameplay.  I have only had one quest bug so far I think, the provoke war one with their own nation, and guest text could be changed and it would be like a rebellion? 
  2. hello I'm back/ rant about life thread

    Locke 说:
    D'Sparil 说:
    calandale 说:
    Voutare 说:
    Theres a line in a song that I listen to.


    Life's not a ***** life is a beautiful woman
    Your only call her a ***** because she won't let you get that *****
    Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests
    Or maybe you're just an ******* who couldn't sweet talk the princess


    Sure, it's rap so it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it's true.
    sucks.

    Better.

    So true.
    In any case, lyrics that hold some truth:

    Happiness
    More or less
    It's just a change in me
    Something in my liberty
    I BELIEEEEVE I CAN FLLLYYYYY

    I BELIEEEEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYY

    I dream about it every night and daaaay!
    Spread my surgically-attached-wings and fly awaaaaay!

    *cough*  I'll be leaving now.
  3. Mount&Blade version 0.805 is released!

    Stop it.  I'm getting tired of thanking you.  :lol:
  4. Mount&Blade version 0.802 is released!

    OK, it happened to me... Borcha ditched me at the zendar tavern in the middle of the night.  He also managed to convince my soldiers to leave too.  Traitorous bastard!  I'll hunt him down and make an example of him!  :twisted:
  5. Mount&Blade version 0.802 is released!

    Oh yay, good for you guys with the fast updates.  I havent encountered ANY bugs yet, but I have only played for about 3 hours.  Keep the versions coming!  :mrgreen:
  6. Someone pelase tell me HOW I am "immature".

    You seem very "mature" to me.  By starting this post, I think it shows that you're trying to enhance your understanding, which is sadly a lacking quality from most people.  What's mature to one person can be immature to another.  I measure Maturity by how one person will respond to another person.  I think it's acceptable to act stupid(goofy, random, etc.) sometimes, but it's imperative that you contribute and that you always keep an open mind about EVERYTHING.  Few things infuriate me more than someone who thinks they are all knowing, and mostly, someone who refuses to put themselves in an others shoes.  Also, miscommunication/misunderstanding pisses me off, because that is the reason why the world is ****ed as it is.  USA's relations with the Middle East, vice-versa.  To me it seems our Planet is lead by incompetent ****tards who just cannot get the **** along with each other and accept one another.  THAT is the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.  THAT is the thing I would be willing to change by ANY MEANS NECESSARY.  Oh, if I was just given the power to do it  :evil:.  I always have trouble expressing myself, but in this I'm sure.

    What I'm trying to tell you is this.  Don't listen to what hateful, ignorants tell you.  Keep the ones you love and the ones that give you happiness close to you.  Also, keep your enemies close to you.  Meaning, always look at what they do and why they do it.  Always try and look at a situation/confrontation/event from every possible viewpoint your brain can conceive of.  Look through the eyes of your "Enemy", think like them, just don't act like them.

    As long as I care to remember(20 years), I would see people getting angry at each other.  Hating one another.  Which would lead to fighting.  Sometimes killing.  Why do I think they do this?  Well, I think it's because they don't understand each other.  If it was possible to live another persons life in an instant, then the world would be almost perfect.  I say almost because somethings would still be out of our control, anything not "Human".  Like Nature, the Universe.

    I have trouble forming my thoughts and keeping them there in my consciousness.  Sometimes I will gain what I believe to be complete understanding of a certain concept.  But, It will eventually fade away and I cannot recover it.  This has happened to me a few times in my life.  I think it happens to others.  They just have to realize it.  I have to start writing things down  :wink:.  Understanding is hard to obtain, because humans are not evolved enough YET.  I think we're close.  It could happen in mere years, or it might not happen at all.  It is up to us.  We have to change.  Does it matter how we bring about this change? I don't think so.  War is one way, but it doesn't always work, sometimes not at all. 

    Use the tools you have at your disposal.  This forum.  Computers.  Books.  People.  Anything can be used! 

    I would love to hear, errr read :roll:, what you guys think about these things.  :smile:
  7. Forum awards, version two!

    Grocat 说:
    It reminded me of a song I once heard when wriggling through an ancient cavern in Liberia.  It was as if a ghost had spoken to me...in a musical.  Its power, at first, overwhelmed me, knocking me into a state of confusion.  But, days later, when I was able to finally wriggle out of that cave, my retinas scarred forever, it suddenly all made sense.  The song went like this.

    "The farmer and the cow man SHOULD be friends!  Oh!  The farmer and the cowman should be friends!  One man likes to push a plow, the other likes to chase a cow.  But that's no reason why they can't be friends.  And when this territory is a state, and joins the union just like all the others.  The farmer and the cow man and the merchant...must all behave themselves and act like brothers!"

    To this very day I have wriggled to and fro subterranean communities all under Oklahoma and have spread this vile message of peace.  So, remember...like the Elephants of old.

    -Grocat

    You're Amazing!

    :oops:
    :wink:





    :lol:
  8. Elementary history lessons for Americans, _not_ by an Englishman.

    History in my highschool was not very exciting, so I forgot most of it... I "re-learned" some of the geography parts of it from Rome Total War  :mrgreen:, and the rest of it from my persian friend.  I still would like to learn more about it.  I estimate my knowledge of each era is only about 10%, and of major events, 20%.  Anyone know any books that cover world history?  What I love about history is being able to learn small parts at a time and piecing them together later when you learn more.

    So when does the lesson start?  :smile:

  9. A quaint occurrence.

    Eogan 说:
    Actually, Armagan stated that any two hitboxes (from different units?) that are close together can be hit in one shot.  It's in one of the horse + rider threads that Volkier was wont to rant in a couple months ago.

    I don't know how hitboxes work, but I'm geussing that your lance would have a box on its tip.  That hit box is "active" when you click, and when you couch.  So in theory, if it coalesces with hitboxes from whatever two objects at the right time, they will both suffer the results.  Is that not how the engine works?  The active hitbox on the lance makes a check every .1 seconds(more often even?) to see if there are collisions with other suitable hitboxes?  I have no idea if this is how it works, just geussing.  To me it seems the most efficient and quickest way to work.  It would also explain those times when you swing through a small part of an enemy(their hitbox), having the box only connect inbetween checks, missing the bastard completely...        :?:

    :neutral:  Am I right?!  :smile:
  10. Your questions considering the next version here

    Eogan 说:
    Leprechaun 说:
    I'm ignoring it. You should try ignorance sometime, it solves many problems.
    I live my life that way, but it's unfortunately not selective. :/

    On an unrelated but very bizarre note, I only just now figured out what your avatar was.  I'd never really looked at it and I thought it was some sort of black and white Sonic the Hedgehog face with a red bandana...  :oops:

    OH WOW, wtf!  I studied it closer after you said that Eogan and realized the same.  I thought it was just some circular thingy with red and white...  :shock:
  11. Forum awards, version two!

    Bruce Lee would so wipe the floor with all 3 of those guys. 
  12. Forum awards, version two!

    :eek:  


    ...


    I'm a good Starwolf!   :lol:

    I have to get some sleep though, shutup and dont talk to me until i return.  :razz:

    Yours Truly, your biggest fan,

    Wolfie

    Edit:  " ... T3h Gherkin telling him that listening to evenscene causes male genitals to shrink and he replied to that saying that his did not shrink."

    *Cough*

    ....


    ......

    *Hhrrmmpphh*

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    :shock:
  13. Forum awards, version two!

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Wow, you guys/girls/its.  You know what?  I don't even watch TV anymore.  I just come on these forums and read.  It is so entertaining!  The sad/funny thing is I'm serious.  Fox should hire you all for a reality TV show, I can see it now...  NOOOOOO!!  AAAgggGGGghhhH It hurts to think about it!


    Having you all in the same room would probably cause the universe to collapse.  I'm sure of it, one of you smart ones can prove it with formulas.

    Lately I find myself not being able to think properly after reading these forums.  :lol: 
    You're all the opposite of the big bang.
    Keep it up, bastardly *****es.

    Armagan, please hurry with the new version, or you'll be responsible for the end of Existence(?)!  :wink:

    Seriously though, some of you have to stop taking things so personally.  They're just forums, on the internet

    Take it easy  :cool:
  14. Louis and the Nazi's

    Ehhh, **** em all.  In a couple hundred years we'll all be beige.  I tip my hat to inter-racial orgies!!  :mrgreen:  :shock:  :roll:
  15. Does archery really need a nerf?

    Having a lot of experience with shooting a bow and arrow myself, I think I'll put in my $  :razz:.  My opinion, the accuracy that is obtained with higher levels of the archery skill is unrealistic, in that you can headshot someone from 300 feet away.  I haven't bow and arrowed in years, but I remember that I was good, I could get 6 arrows in an 8 inch area from around 50-70 feet, something like that. 

    Anyways, I think the skill should be split up something like this:  0-20: PC can't hit anything accurately beyond 30 feet.  The skill will of course increase VERY fast at this low a level, just by firing 10 or 20 shots alone.  20-40: PC can shoot a little more accurately and longer distance.  40-200: PC has good aim under 80 feet, horrible accuracy above 150 feet.  200-300:  PC is pretty deadly with a bow.  Moving targets beyond 200 feet are hard to hit.  400+  PC can headshot a fly from 20 feet.  PC can headshot person from 100 feet. 

    This is from my own experience.  At the begginning you learn fast.  The middle is when the least progress is made, you're still trying new techniques until you find one that suites you.  This can take years, or weeks, depending on how much time you have to devote.  Once you've settled in, THAT is when you become deadly, and then horse archery should become an option. 

    The bottom line is.  It takes a long time until you can snipe stuff with a bow and arrow.  The current setup in M&B is a little to skewed, to easy to shoot.  But then again, how do you become so deadly with a sword so fast in M&B?  I dunno, I think at this point small changes just have to be made.

    :???:
  16. About New Version Release Date Rumors

    Frustrating but understandable.  Hope you can get rid of all the nasties quickly!  Can't wait to play it!!!  Remember, the majority of the community is here for the Taleworlds team.  Keep up the good work and try not to get discouraged by anything.  You know where to find us! 


    GOOD LUCK!!  :wink:

    PS. thanks for one of the best games I have ever played!
  17. About New Version Release Date Rumors

         3...      more........      daaaayysss.........  must... keep... brain.. active........  for..... new... version............................... Mount-and-Blade...........

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    Resume...
    Brain Standby.....
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    *Beep, Beep, Beep.... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*



    :lol:    :mrgreen:   :lol:
    been around since  .6 something ?
  18. Mount & Blade with 3d glasses.

    Pladio 说:
    Can anyone tell me how to see that image in 3D please ?
    I don't understand.

    Here's how I did it.  Save the picture somewhere, then open it.  Zoom out so both images fit in the screen.  Then cross your eyes(look at your nose).  Keep doing this for a while, you should eventually see a blurry 3d image.  Oh wow, I feel sick.... 

    Tip: Don't try and focus on the picture, focus on your nose, and "look" at the pic with your peripheral vision. GL  :grin:
  19. About New Version Release Date Rumors

    Lord Jaden 说:
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    Durlain 说:
    I hope to god that it comes out later, cuz I'm buying the key this week.... if it comes out exactly before I buy the serial key, I'd be dishing out a couple more bucks!  :mad:

    i would say hurry up and buy it now, before the devs jack the price up a few more$.

    Jesus Christ, that's pathetic.  :evil:

    You are pathetic.

    Enough with the personal insults.  I was only stating my opinion.
    You don't have to take it personally..I just said what I thought.

    It might have seemed a little harsh, so I apologize. 

    I would definitely pay a little more, just to support M&B.  I love this game and I think the team is putting forth a great effort.


    Anyway, I really look forward to starting over.  Even if this update doesn't add that much to gameplay, I still want to see those graphics.  :mrgreen:

    wow  :lol:  i first must say that i love Mount and Blade! And second of all...I love Mount and Blade !!!  :lol:

    Here-Here!! *Pours everyone a cup-o-ale*
  20. Sending kids to heaven by drowning for t3h... lose?

    "She saw bugs in the linens at work. She would fail to recognize her own name. She stared through people instead of at them, and giggled and laughed to herself. She stayed awake all night and talked on the phone with no one at the other end, her mother said."

    Huh, that sounds like an insane person to me...  People going all wierd like this happens once in a while.  Alot of it can be linked to certain diseases, and even brain parasites!  If you're going to mexico, don't drink the water...
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