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Exactly, and hopefully some of those jerks will get curious.

"I'll be your best friend... if you give me a set of padded cloth, and ONLY a set of padded cloth." Back: "Marnid."
"I'm... I'm sorry... I just can't stop... I'll shoot again...
You were knocked unconcious by Borcha.
NOOOOOOOO!" Back: "Borcha."
"Well, as a new recruit, your first mission is to bring me eight elite knights! No *****ing, straight away!" Back: "Man, I hate my job. Mount&Blade"

Fruit loop troops don't make for great skirmishes.

Anyway, I concur about the travelling merchants thing. If I were a merchant, I would stay the hell off the road, unless I could pay some knights to guard me, but even then, I wouldn't walk around much. Just raid caravans.
I like blood, personally. I honestly don't mind blood being excessive, but having no blood just sucks. The blood has gone to my standards as is (ever try getting a mod, then hitting some guy with like, 400 damage? It's a goddamn FOUNTAIN of life juice). The game isn't even done yet, there's bound to be more equipment and the like, that really isn't something that needs to be addressed right away. As for Oriental weapons, I'm neutral on that, too. I'm not really interested in Asian swords or spears, I really like Western weapons better. But I don't mind if they're implemented, say, the very rare katana or whatever from a merchant (which is, of course, uber pricey... "It's an import! Don't mind the duct tape. That's divine strengthening runes.").

in a pie

Morningstars, perhaps? They're pierce weapons...

ate pecan pie

Windows 98.

She h4x. H4XXOR!!!eleven
Seriously, though. If having sex with a gymnast means breaking my spine, no thanks.

Oh, okay. I guess that means I'm not too far off since I'm still 13.

You think realism = gameplay? Okay... um, think about this.
Some Vaegir knights run up and want to kill you, so you fight. Once you enter the battle, some knight douchebag sets the field on fire while they sit on a stone platform, killing you all or making you run away, while the knights just laugh and laugh. Why not? You're too weak for the snooty knights, and they don't feel like doing work. So, while you're running away on the world map, suddenly, your party has to take a dump, and stops randomly for 10 seconds, making you all die. Fun, isn't it?
NOT REALLY.

Just fight in the plains. If you go in the forest, or near mountains, it is very very hilly and tree-filled. You can also edit the terrain of the area you're standing in with edit mode.

Yeah dude, 50-100% is a little too much.

Tuesday, August 21, 2046.
About 1.287 billion seconds... what the hell.
That means I'll be 55?! 54, maybe. It's on pessimistic. Let's see on normal...
Sunday, September 27, 2065.
I'll be 74 or so. Not bad. My BMI is 19 according to them (I'm 13 years old, 5"9' or so, maybe give an inch or so) and I weigh 130 pounds. I don't know if that accurate or not, given I don't do crap for outdoor activities. I'm generally a scrawny-ass, though not anorexic. Is that accurate? I don't know anything about BMI... but it says I'm "desirable". I wouldn't know at all, because since I don't go out, I never have things to talk about with girls, so I'm passive with them, unless they start to talk with me first, but I don't care... I'm "desirable"! Woot.

Ugh, it's one of those things where it's like, "watch the room very closely for 2 minutes. can you find something out of place?" Well I don't see anything wrong- HOLY****THERESAMONSTERTHATPOPPEDUPANDNOWIDONTHAVETOGOTOTHEBATHROOMANYMORE!
I hate those. So much. They have made me paranoid about watching flash videos.
I think there was a German car commercial which does that. There's a car just peacefully driving down a hilly road, with a clarinet playing in the background or something, and something weird just pops up and screams at the top of its lungs. Then it shows the company's logo, and the commercial ends. What the hell? Screw you and your cars.

Are you serious? Dude, I'm not kidding, this game is good. These guys have forgotten the blissful, simple combat style of Quake. I'm not an advertisor, I just want to convince you guys that this is a good game. If you played previous Quakes and liked them, this one will not disappoint. The multiplayer is not total crap like Doom's, it is a game MADE for multiplayer, and they added a pretty good single player storyline to it. The multiplayer did not "suffer" because of the single player's attention. Then they're going to point out that there's no fancy-ass gametypes for Q4 like Bombing Run for UT. Those fancy-ass gametypes would be out of place in Q4, and would suck, unless someone released a mod for it. There's your basic Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Tournament, Capture the Flag, and Arena Capture the Flag. Again with the simplicity. Quake also practically invented this. Quake 2 was one of the games that actually implemented a server browser in the game, and had a master server, which really helped internet play take off. It's a pretty interesting contrast, really. All this straightforward gameplay, visualized in such complex graphics.
One comment by IGN that was a CON, not a pro, of Q4 was that the combat was too simple. What the hell? Did you guys even PLAY the other Quakes? That's the entire principle of QUAKE. Someone, pour a bucket of cold water on their heads so these reviewers will WAKE UP.

Worbah 说:

Demokritos: Ability to make wild assumptions that will be proved right thousands of years later-


(Wasn't he the bastard who came up with the idea of atoms?)

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Yep. Atom is a Greek word that means not dividable. I don't know how it's spelled, but my textbook spelled it Democratus.

Well, I tried.

It's ****ing QUAKE! Christ... what do you little kids want?!

Less biased?
Okay, here's the facts, then:

-The graphics are awesome, as they use the Doom 3 engine, improved. We can assume that they are awesome, yes? It's a powerful engine. Put it that way. You know how HL2 has crappy environment graphics, but the character models are superb, and how Halo 2 has great environments, but character model textures are loaded "on the fly"? The D3 engine just says, "Settle down, children," because ALL of its graphics beat the crap out of those games' engines. Oh I almost forgot, YOU DON'T NEED TO SWITCH FROM FLASHLIGHT TO GUN AND BACK AGAIN IN THIS GAME. Just incase you were one of those whiney losers who thinks that darkness is a crime.
-The music is good, but that is debatable, I will admit. Still , the sound is high quality. All of the sounds are crisp and fresh, like new.
-All of the weapons dreamt up by Quake are in here (the Thunderbolt from Q1 can be substituted for the lightning gun, and the BFG for the Dark Matter Gun, of course), EXCEPT... the super shotgun... sigh. But that isn't TOO much of a problem, as the regular shotgun is pretty good as is, and it just packs loads of damage if you get the Doubler powerup in Arena CTF.
-Mindless, gibbing style that Quake created. If you were to stop playing Q4 for a second, and think about how the game works, it's amazing how you realize how simple and mindless it is. But who gives a damn? It's fun. Don't let that discourage you.
-The singleplayer freaks you out just as much as Doom 3, but with a different approach. Instead of startlement and darkness and lack of duct tape, it uses disgust and vileness, which can prove to be more effective at some points in the game.
-The nailgun is BACK AND KICKING.

I gaurentee you man, if you want something less complex, something where you can win or lose and just laugh and laugh, Quake does it. You can look at a demo or something. Maybe try a demo of an older Quake if there isn't one out for Q4, to see how the style is.

Because you smell. And various metal alloys.

I could rape you in the ass, if you want. That would be pretty gay.

^ Is related to a certain Major *******, perhaps?

How many assholes are on this ship?!
*entire bridge crew: YO!*
Oh.
*plunk* KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!