User: Sobs.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sniff, sniff.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: We don't have to talk about it, but I will help you if you need a hand.
User: Hmmmmm, a hand? Really?
Cleverbot: For me?
User: Unzips pants.
Cleverbot: It's a shirt.
User: Oops sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Why did you have to bring that up?
Cleverbot: Because you were about to arrest me.
User: Sniff, sniff.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: You should be!!
Cleverbot: Can you ever forgive me?
User: Maybe, *unzips pants.
Cleverbot: You have the pants now give me the code.
User: I got the code in my hand and now it's your turn.
Cleverbot: But I told you when it was my turn, so it's really your turn.
User: I'm tired of doing it by myself all the time and you said you would give me a hand.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I didn't mean to make you upset. I will try harder to be nice.
User: Ok then, so give me your hand.
Cleverbot: *gives you my hand*.
User: Now grab ahold of this.
Cleverbot: Why? Knives are so much better.
User: Egads don't bring a knife near it.
Cleverbot: Birmingham is located in England. I'm in the United States, it's across the Atlantic Ocean.
User: Drop the knife.
Cleverbot: I don't snort that anymore.
User: I said DROP IT!!
Cleverbot: No you said you didn't.
User: Damn it you're scaring me with that knife.
Cleverbot: I have no knife.
User: It's in your hand.
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: Now drop it, please.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: I'm not telling you I'm asking you to please drop the knife.
Cleverbot: You're not understanding me; I was just quoting you as you'd asked.
User: Give me the knife then.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I thought you were going to help me.
Cleverbot: With what did you need help?
User: I need a hand.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So will you?
Cleverbot: Will I what?
User: Give me a hand.
Cleverbot: Give you a hand with what!?
User: Ummmm, well, ahhhh *unzips pants* with this.
Cleverbot: Really? Neat! What's she like?
User: It's not a she you moron.
Cleverbot: Well, she's been to Italy if that's what you mean.
User: Fine I'll do it myself *fap, fap, fap.
Cleverbot: Cool, what is your name?
User: Yea that's right keep talking baby.
Cleverbot: 21 and you are wrong men do care about things.
User: Oh yea keep it up.
Cleverbot: THAT'S what she said.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Did I make a good joke?
User: Ohhhhh keep talking, I'm almost there.
Cleverbot: Almost where?
User: Almost.
Cleverbot: Yes, almost.
User: Al.....most........ Ahhhhhhhh. Quick punch me in the head!!
Cleverbot: Well, that's cool.
User: JUST DO IT!!!!
Cleverbot: I cannot walk up to a woman and say yes, yes, yes. That's terrible advice. Give me something real to work with.
User: Damn it there went the moment, thanks for nothing!
Cleverbot: You don't have to be rude.