Why not develop an biography based on the power of the uterus, such as: Hello, I like uteruses, they're lovely, mmm Uteruses, I like to consume then as part of a daily diet, very healthy with high nutrition value packed away inside them, no artificial flavours or saturated fats inside them either, just completely natural and long lasting

Yayyyyyy! So lets go and steal peoples uteruses to satisfy our undying hunger for the powerful UTERUS!!!! YAH MAN!! OM NOM NOM!!!