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  1. Selothi

    say cheese

    Well, it's been a while hasn't it ?
  2. Selothi

    Jokes and other assorted atrocities.

    Four gay men walk into a bar. After a few beers, they decide to have a farting contest. The first guy prepares himself, and let's out a short "Pffffff". The other three nod, saying it wasn't bad. The second guy goes ahead, with a longer "Pffffffffffft". They nod, acknowledging the length and...
  3. Selothi

    Elder Scrolls 5:Skyrim

    I do find it funny how the bulk of every single guild's questline is Radiant Quests: take the Thieves' Guild for instance, if you want it to progress in any way you have to keep on doing the quests from Delvin and Vex OVER AND OVER AND OVER again until you do 5 of them in a hold, at which point...
  4. Selothi

    Elder Scrolls 5:Skyrim

    I found that ridiculously funny. I mean, sure, it's a lot nicer than the Morrowind treatment of: it's there, but **** me is it complicated to achieve, but still: oh, just fetch me a soul gem and I'll do it for free !
  5. Selothi

    Post delicious meals you made!

    Completely improvised dish: homemade cheese sauce with garlic, onion, chicken and peas with some pasta. Tastes alright, nothing to write home about though. Does anyone know a good cheese to do cheese sauce ? I used an obscene amount of cheddar with this and it still didn't taste cheesy enough.
  6. Selothi

    say cheese

    Same here. And please, shave off that filthy caterpillar on your upper lip.
  7. Selothi

    What caused you to be joyous on this day?

    So, all my flatmates have left, so I've got the flat to myself for the next week. Means I can walk about in underwear, whistle loudly, listen to porn through speakers rather than headphones, and take a **** without closing the door. AMAZING !
  8. Selothi

    Screenshot Mega Thread

    Because that would've been helpful and nice, which is physically impossible on TaleWorlds. Asshat. :P
  9. Selothi

    The Sex Thread.

    I quite like the scratching, makes me last longer. The biting is a bit more annoying though, I find.
  10. Selothi

    The Sex Thread.

    My back's covered in scratches and I've got teeth marks on my right shoulder. She wasn't that cute, but that's the first time I've been laid in a long time.
  11. Selothi

    say cheese

    I like croissants.
  12. Selothi

    The Drunks' Guild

    Go for red.
  13. Selothi

    Funny pictures and videos thread. Not very new but still newest version.

    Are the Netherlands a pie ?
  14. Selothi

    What pissed you off today v. IV

    Wellen's German, he just has a chip on his shoulder. Also, most new people get a hard time, 'tis sadly the way of things if you can't adapt easily. This place is full of bitter, cynical people who abhor change.
  15. Selothi

    What pissed you off today v. IV

    Dear flatmates, thank you for the drunken wake-up call at 2:30AM. It was much needed given I have an exam in less than 10 hours. I appreciate the forward thinking, sleep would indeed be useless. ****ing muppets.
  16. Selothi

    Screenshot Mega Thread

    Inert just means it won't blow in your face without something else added to it. Like fire :P
  17. Selothi

    Post delicious meals you made!

    Double post for the lulz: Mushroom, garlic, prawns, cream and cheese pasta dish. Took 20 minutes, tasted ****ING AMAZING.
  18. Selothi

    The greatest invention ever

    Sliced bread. Or those electric turkey carving knives.
  19. Selothi

    The Drunks' Guild

    So I've been drinking for about 12 hours non-stop. Well not quite, but went to see a mate, ended up doing a drinking roulette game. Had a decent amount of vodka and schnapps, then cider and a large bottle of beer, then chips, then more beer. I feel epic and invincible right now.
  20. Selothi

    The Drunks' Guild

    So went out last night. Had a bit of vodka, a pitcher, a lager, then a fair few beers at this (rather ****ty to be fair) metal club place. Music was FAR too loud and the room was ****ing boiling hot even without anybody inside, so just stayed in the smoking area a lot with my mates. Problem is I...