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I haven't downloaded yet (waiting on bugfix), but I am eagerly awaiting a challenge. Don't listen to the 'impossible' nay-sayers, I too miss 'impossible games'... and am eagerly awaiting some heroic, epic last stands.

At a certain point, if you have enough skill to wield and *land* the couched lance - there isn't much that wouldn't (I should think) bit one-hitted.
500+ damage? As an abstract measurement for a massive speartipped pole being driven at full gallop with the mass of an armored man behind it?
Ya'Rly...


Leave the fine-tuning of damage numbers to RCM (e.g. relative to a two-handed blow from a great axe, doesn't lance damage seem excessive?)<- I agree we should have a stepped, strength based requirements for the lances.

That is the dumbest and least historical thing I've heard today, and indeed in the last few weeks.Most people on the battlefield had a shield or just moved out of the way or never even got that close without engaging in a few thrusts himself.

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Come on now, you *know* if jar-jar-binks was a jedi wielding a katana fighting a bunch of his (katana armed) clones that's how the fighting would go.
*clash*
*cling*

(better make that dual-wielding Uberzor! katana-chucks

U Sick loser i never said anythign about quests and i said only blacked out wiht ur wife not any random person read b4 u post u moron.

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I did read.
... and then I had to hire three different professors skilled in gibberish to help me translate.
(then I choose the top three most ludicrous results for some ridicule)

and i said only blacked out wiht ur wife not any random person

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Yeah... "Only blacked out with wife" but "not [with] any random person"... tisk, you dastardly knave. 

As u all know the fighting in mount and blade is very dumb i like the concept but it could be improved by this scenario
:Original M&B=  two ppl are about to strike they strike and they both hit each other when it should the two sords clash my second last post for today

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Go make your mod.

*extols moderators to delete this thread

I can do this ? Awesome fine ill make one it shall be called Calradia-Extended edition

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I wish you the best of luck. 

Okay fine black out screens but as i said u could only get blacked out wiht ur wife not some random ugly peasant knave from a battle

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There are a number of ways I can interpret that.

#1 - the screen would only be blacked out while your 'gettin it on' with "wifey"... but not when that ugly peasant knave decides to have some fun after knocking you off your horse 

#2 - Black out screens as a quest - you must do "wifey", be done by ugly peasant knave, and then you will get the computer codes to hack into skynet and black out the screen.

#3 - You want horse pr0n, ugly knave-pr0n, and wifey pr0n... but you want to watch it with the sceen blacked over.

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A similar (read, completly different save the marriage bit) idea has already been proposed.
<edit: "I" changed to "you" in case you fail to recognize the narrative voice.

Dude thats not cool and of the rules u cant insult ppl or use vulgar expressions but this wud actually be a good idea cuz im gettung tired of the same 5 factions all the time
I WANT VARIETY

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This whole thread is an insult and a vulgar diatribe. 
If you want it, you can actually make it. The tools are there.

Make a mod.
It can involve marrying your horse, getting it on with horesy, and then leading your new-born colt into the far reaches of the internetz.


... seriously, this is something you can do, that doesn't require new coding on the part of the developers.

and i dun think the woman after battle would get ****** becuz theyre dead

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That's why you use blunt weapons against those female peasants... 

and i just said u cna only interact with ur wife no gettting it on cuz i remembered this is a 12+ game and i want it to be that way

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You suggested blacked out screens actually. I personally call that "power saving mode" or "hibernation" mode, and it's found in my start menu.

u dould get it on wiht wifey but be blacked out screens like in fable.

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Someone needs to go back to their horse-pr0n stash & mount their blade.


Can we introduce the clap to?

I remember downloading the demo sometime last year. I played for about five minutes, uninstallered.
Reinstalled a week later... and the addiction was born. 

If you are still obsessed with your preconceived notions of absolute gender inequality, just equip your female companions in dresses and sun bonnets and have them hold position near the baggage, where you can tell yourself they are making PB&Js for the rest of your troops.

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I think the issue is - One poster finds problems with the number of female companions (I think the number is fine).
However, rather than debate the poster with logic such as "Their back stories explain them, they, like all the companions & PC are exceptional and not typical" - most posters immediately responded with PC statements, calling on sexism & claiming gender equality on the medieval battlefield, something I really object to.

I'm merely debating those who make the farcical claim that women would fair just as well as men in medieval war.

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Amen.
There are always exceptions to the rule, and in a computer game this can take the form of female NPC's/what have you.
But at the end of the day, if you can find an exceptional woman, you can also find an exceptional man... and if the general melee abilities are lower (as every bit of data i've ever read, and all of my personal experience will atest) in hand to hand combat for women - then your still left with the man on top.

An example - browse a bodybuilding site such as (http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/index.html)... there are a couple women on there who can outbench me.
They are the exceptions you speak of. But then look at the men, the male exceptions... and the basic differences in physiology come clean. Especially if you look over lifting records by gender.

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If you walk out onto the street, and start comparing every woman you see next to the nearest man... on a purely physical comparison, accounting for age & etc. you are not going to see anything close to gender parity.

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I like the current number of female NPC's. I'm find with Peasant women to. & hey, it's a computer game, I can even tolerate sword sisters.
I do not want to see 1:1 gender ratios of soldiers.