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    Firearms Weapon Pack for Warband 1.134-1.143

    Why would I use a crossbow? I'm English, not French. And WF&S, after buying it, I have to say, sucks. But this isn't the place for this. An easy Firearms pack would be nice >.<
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    Firearms Weapon Pack for Warband 1.134-1.143

    Been searching through and mostly firearms are included in mods - and I don't want a mod =( Cannot seem to find a simplistic weapon pack, just to include firearms into Warband. Yes, you can 'cheat' in a flintlock, but a nice variety in the shops with proper ammunition would be nice. Not...
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    Backhanded knife use? Huh?

    Pfft, in Kung Fu that techinique requires a lot of assumptions to work.

    What you have to understand is that if you got into such a situation, it will most likely be either an idiot who has picked a fight with you (in which case, you'd own him =p) or someone who knows similar techniques. We sparred with a few different clubs with different styles, even had a Shaolin student join in but he lost, badly. Most likely because he'd only being doing it for a few years, but anyway.
    I think Kung Fu is too much about power for me, being a lean framed individual, I honestly can say I wouldn't be able to keep up if it weren't for my compensation of agility. Might get hit once, but hitting the right places many times over is better for me. And why even get close enough to have to sever tendons? I can hit a human target a good 60+ feet away where you like, and 95% of the time hit upto 100 feet, but mainly because throwing something that far lets gravity effect it too much.
    Also, nice party trick with playing cards too, not as good as some I've seen but I can throw a card into a watermelon and make it stick.
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    Joke thread

    Found these somewhere a few years ago, but are pretty good.

    A lad, having saved up £20, heads down to the local brothel and knocks on the door. The Mistress answers and asks -
    ''What do you want?''
    The boy replies, ''I've got £20, what can you do for me?''
    She has a quick think, takes the money from him, and shows him to a set of double doors. The boy enters, and to his surprise, a chicken is in the middle of a bed. At first he's not sure what to do but decides that because no-one can see him, he'd go for it. For over an hour, he has the best sex of life with this chicken. Fully satisfied, he leaves and thanks the Mistress, and is determined to come back tomorrow.

    So the next day, having scrounged £40, he goes down to the brothel, knocks on the door and asks the mistress what he can get for £40. She has a quick think, and leads him through a set of curtains down the oither end of the hall. When he goes in, he sees a few tables and chairs, with a few other guys with drinks sitting around. Pulling up a chair next to one guy, he is about to ask what is happening when all of a sudden a huge TV screen flicks on. All the boy can see is these two gorgeous women having passionate sex with each other from a camera, without realising anyone is watching. he turns to the guy next to him and goes:

    ''Wow! This is brilliant''

    The other guy turns around and chuckles, ''Hey, you should of been here yesterday, we saw a guy f*ck a chicken!!''

    ---------------------------------

    One day, a little boy, no more than 6 years old, is walking down the road with his pet frog tied to a piece of string which, unfortunately, has been killed and squashed flat. So he heads down to the local brothel, dragging along his dead frog, knocks on the door, and the Mistress answers it, asking:
    Yes little boy, what can I do for you?''
    He replies, ''I know you have a dirty, skanky wh*re in there called Amber. She has all the sex-diseases under the sun, and I want to have sex with her.''
    ''My god, your only a child! And why do you want to have sex with her anyway?''

    ''Well'', he replies, ''I want to get all her sex-diseases, and go home, so that when my mum and dad go out tonight, they will get Julie, the pervy babysitter who will 'play' with me, and then get all the diseases. Then, when they get home, my dad will take the babysitter home and have sex with her, so he will get all the diseases. After wards, he will come home and have sex with my mum, because he likes doing that, and then she'll get all the diseases.
    ''And in the morning, when my dad goes to work, and I go to school, the milkman will come round and have sex with my mum, and he's the b*stard who ran over my frog!''
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    Faction theme song?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuFVWD4Xb_I

    This is good for reminiscing, sort of, your dieing on the battlefield kind of thing.
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    My Rant Because I'm Annoyed.

    Links? Ok, go to NASA's website, and find it for yourself.

    This is what I mean, people expect it to be handed out to them nearly all the time. Do a bit of research, because most of it is in books because generally they are not allowed to post anything too sensitive on the net. And unlike myths, jokes and other things, people don't post about it because they don't know.
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    My Rant Because I'm Annoyed.

    People aren't told about it because it produces mass hysteria. Another one in 2024 will destroy the Earth for good, we got about a 1 in 42000 chance of not getting hit in 2012.

    Also, you know a few months ago, an asteroid passed between the Earth and the moon, and we didn't know til after it passed? It was so big, it was a planet-killer. Think of the miss as holding your arm out straight, getting shot at, and the bullet passing in the space between your sleeve and your arm.
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    My Rant Because I'm Annoyed.

    Mining and smelting ore is mostly a chemical process. I know how to extract metals from ores which would be of use, doing a interpretive dance about it, is not helping at all. Call me ignorant, I mean, at least I have a use in the world, like everyone and I am no better than anyone else. It's just that when it counts, I can do something about it. Yet other people get off easy becaus they don't like hard work.
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    My Rant Because I'm Annoyed.

    The asteroid, it's calculated to hit on December 22nd 2012.

    Redcoat, your dumb, I can tell, because you assumed that I thought people were dumb.
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    Post Your Background



    Been this one for ages =p
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    My Rant Because I'm Annoyed.

    Ok, I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but most people are idiots. This stems from the fact that most of my friends studied A-level Drama/Media/English/Sociology/Leisure and Tourism and related subjects. These, bar English are not subjects. I mean, they are ridiculously easy and simple. I studied...
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    Inventory weapon slots should reflect character model weapon slots

    Might just be me, but people rarely took more than a sword and shield into battle. We're lucky we get 4 to be honest. And it's not an arbitary amount I think, it's a basic sword/shield and bow/arrow set-up. And loads more variation like Two-Hander/Lance/Bow/Arrow or two sets of Jarid.

    I posted about wanting more slots, maybe 1-2, but it's not really accurate. With 5-6 slots you would have too much space and be very unrealistic, because more than one weapon taken into battle was a burden. Have you never felt the weight of a sword from the medieval ages? The light swords weigh enough to need two hands if your not used to it. And with more slots, people will go from maximum of 74 arrows to 112-140 or so.

    So no, no more slots. You just want to be able to use all weapons.
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    Introduced M&B to a cousin of mine

    Humility - how they hell did that help?

    Demo is there to try the game, not the full game. That's what a serial key is for, so don't steal!
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    So...AI Is Pretty Dumb

    2-3 days at most? All companions with trainer, and a few battles do therm the world of good =p

    AI is a bit screwed up in arena for two reasons-

    1) When in a tournament, if there are say 4 teams with 1 fighter each and a lancer is charging towars an archer, the archer won't stop firing at you until he's been hit.

    2) In the melee fights, sometimes the AI will get all 4-6 of them on you, when they should be fighting each other.
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    Additional Weapon Slots.

    Anyone know how to get an additional weapon slot? A little mod or something?
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