Four gay men walk into a bar. After a few beers, they decide to have a farting contest.
The first guy prepares himself, and let's out a short "Pffffff". The other three nod, saying it wasn't bad.
The second guy goes ahead, with a longer "Pffffffffffft". They nod, acknowledging the length and...
I do find it funny how the bulk of every single guild's questline is Radiant Quests: take the Thieves' Guild for instance, if you want it to progress in any way you have to keep on doing the quests from Delvin and Vex OVER AND OVER AND OVER again until you do 5 of them in a hold, at which point...
I found that ridiculously funny. I mean, sure, it's a lot nicer than the Morrowind treatment of: it's there, but **** me is it complicated to achieve, but still: oh, just fetch me a soul gem and I'll do it for free !
Completely improvised dish: homemade cheese sauce with garlic, onion, chicken and peas with some pasta. Tastes alright, nothing to write home about though.
Does anyone know a good cheese to do cheese sauce ? I used an obscene amount of cheddar with this and it still didn't taste cheesy enough.
So, all my flatmates have left, so I've got the flat to myself for the next week. Means I can walk about in underwear, whistle loudly, listen to porn through speakers rather than headphones, and take a **** without closing the door. AMAZING !
Wellen's German, he just has a chip on his shoulder.
Also, most new people get a hard time, 'tis sadly the way of things if you can't adapt easily. This place is full of bitter, cynical people who abhor change.
Dear flatmates, thank you for the drunken wake-up call at 2:30AM. It was much needed given I have an exam in less than 10 hours. I appreciate the forward thinking, sleep would indeed be useless.