Many Moons, Chieftain of the Wolf, barked at his newly born son. I'd rather have sex with a Pavlov doll and then sensually ravish the Allfather, a rabbi, and Gandhi with a giant rake. Seff has a disformed right testicle. The pain teaches us not to somersault over a hobo else his pikachu will die in my stomach. Knowing this, Ash ate all the pokemon **** and stuffed a head crab down his nose, screaming "Goddamnit Freeman, why no Oscar?!?" Master Chief is gay. ManBearPig and his buddy LadyWolfDog killed Amba Lambs. Al Gore always ****s his hot pants after eloping
global warming is hawt. So is Cmen30 and he's lying. Just kidding no not abbreviate man-slayer. Anyone care for...
Fixed it up a bit, it'd gotten crazy if I had raped Mcbeverage.
RAPE Mcbeverage!!!
Again! Again!
He's crying because he's sore from teh buttsecks last night - understandably so.
Meanwhile...AGAIN! ManBearPig ravaged your face with his crap and promiscuously moaned in a dead language. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Jesse's balls.
For pleasure. I often suck my thumb whilst fapping bananas in air whilst sucking cow levels. Get drunk, shag women, eat pie, raise hell, fall up, shag more, sell drugs to children and make their mamas beg for more. You are dying because your prostate hanging on a piece of chocolate-covered strawberry Obama Balls. U MAD! So´m I. Wild Billy-Bob ate a BEAR CLAW!!!
He indeed knew that he would have no children because hes ManBearPig and he's only raped Mcbeverage 100 times with a rusty chainsaw that tore his rectum in 27.3 pieces of love. Love is a hard penis's best form of ManBearPigs leg. Al Gore's sausage is rotten and Mcbeverage enjoys hugging
This is a two word story... and Rize likes buttsecks with Mcbeverage whilst licking Stin's tongue. Meanwhile in rusmnb land Rize's evil was causing violent diarrhea because Mcbev ****ted on his mother. Ironicly this mother was mentally disabled British druid contaminated with Bearman saliva in her earhaired nose. Witch is burned on my crap which tasted like ****, unsurprisingly. Bananas said "One, shall not prance into Mordor! One, two, three, Don Doggy!
"MUFASA IS TROLLING JESUS IN HELL is like ManBearPig eating mighty sandvich with cheese." Grammar's dead.
Guns 'N Daisies isn't as awesome as Amazing Horse when in Soviet Russia.
According to Amroth: the primal composer, life is fun when Neil Patrick takes out his monstrously small pet-frog which is magically delicious!
Side effects of violins may exclude the threat of being horny as **** while in monkey suits and eating a good salisbury steak with some Cornish Babies tossed in salad. The previous statement