Recent content by Pavlov

J said:

"Private".

Now stop being bloody idiots and get to the topic of actually posting photos of yourself or I'll get out

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Can I post pictures of grabbing dat ***** tho? My president said it was ok so I assume it's ok here.

Your knuckles hairy as **** btw. 

Jace did not cover pictures of dedicates. I've been drifting through that abstract, what's our policy now? Do we just PM each other, or is it coo' to drop trou here?

Feragorn said:

The most sinister Mr. Pavlov and The Pavenis said:

Adorno said:

You post a cute picture like that, with Pavlov lurking around. You're brave.

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Aww hell no, don't you go around being on that bull****. Like I just got done telling Seff, my current future ex wife/gf legit stabbed a dude in the face before. I'm on my best behavior 24/7. I don't even make eye contact with other females. Like 3 seconds away from having a burka put on me and having an escort with me at all times (and not even the fun kinds i'm using to having).

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Future ex-wife/gf?

Does that mean y'all are going to be banging on the reg post-divorce?

(Future ex-wife, future gf or future ex-wife, future ex-gf?)

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No no, what I mean is; the good thing about BEING easily interchangeable is that the people you tend to date are easy interchangeable as well. Every relationship has a finite amount of time before it's inevitable dissolution. The time depends on the person of course, but for me it's usually 1-3 weeks.

Adorno said:

You post a cute picture like that, with Pavlov lurking around. You're brave.

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Aww hell no, don't you go around being on that bull****. Like I just got done telling Seff, my current future ex wife/gf legit stabbed a dude in the face before. I'm on my best behavior 24/7. I don't even make eye contact with other females. Like 3 seconds away from having a burka put on me and having an escort with me at all times (and not even the fun kinds i'm using to having).

Epicrules said:

The most sinister Mr. Pavlov and The Pavenis said:

And what the **** was Temu banned for?

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Presumably, his bipolarity led to a constant back-and-forth between perpetual victim complex and accusing Wellen of being a rapist psychopath pedophile murderer traffic-cutter-offer and that we're the reason he yells at his kid, etc.

Official response is here: https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,355720.msg8604949.html#msg8604949
And the top of the following page.

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Oh man, if Temu was right I want to hang out with Wellen

Dantе said:

You do look like a lumberjack, so I guess you...hack it in?

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Actually, this reminds me of a story from a while back. I hooked up with this chick at bar. She was a nurse, so we will call her RNJenn (because her name was Jenn mainly). She was super efficient about the whole endeavor. Was basically like "aiite, here's my address and here is my access code because it's a gated complex" which... like you should never do with a random cat you just met, but I digress. So I get to her place, we go straight into the bedroom after some shots and all that. Clothes coming off and shes like "No STD's right?" and i'm like "nah" you know, like a liar. So shes like "Ok...hand me the condoms and lube in the drawer next to you". So i'm thinking like lube...the ****, I'm like "sorry i'm not better looking, here is you lube" but shes like "nah, it's not like that, i'm just high on a lot of ambien, and that **** dries you out and I got work in the morning so I don't want to be sore" So after sex i'm sitting there in the parking garage next to my car (because one more DUI and it's prison) thinking to myself "Damn...this girl works as a nurse in the birthing unit...high as **** right now, and it's already 4 am...these babies gonna be coming out retarded AF tomorrow". Went home, masturbated, fell asleep.

So I guess the point here was lube...lube gets you in. #DatingInYourLate20's.

Seff said:

Double-posting because of significant life events.

I have been allowed to complete my internship in Las Vegas. So now I'm looking for beater cars in the area.

Or, you know, these:
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/5862879368.html
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/5905405040.html
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/5877633254.html
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/5888232902.html

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I like how you not gonna tell me in person you coming to America but you're gonna tell these garbage people. I'm just going to assume this specifically means you DONT want to party.

Sartek said:

Never better. Especially with you finally back. This is the moment I have trained my body for.

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Taleworlds is like my dysfunctional relationships or covert raging alcoholism. Can't stay away. 

  And what the **** was Temu banned for? I think I still got him on FB being all crippled and **** haha.

Dantе said:

The most sinister Mr. Pavlov and The Pavenis said:

*slides in*

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ftfy

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  No one at my age or appearance just...."slides in".

Sartek said:

You know....my girl is living in England right now....far far away.

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Oh ho ho... well how you doin?


*slides closer*

Danath said:

For some reason I still have this in my hard drive, since 2009

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Man it's like my mental health decline can be tracked exclusively by this forum...

Sartek said:

Woah....was just  actually checking Pavlov`s profile a few days ago and wondered if he was ever going to post again.


I should have done that sooner, I guess.

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You know I felt you homie. We got that animal love. Like the French Revolution. Bloody and dramatic...and gay.

Dantе said:

Spoiler: Big words coming from a negro

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OOOOOO WHEEEEEE I was good lookin!

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Almalexia said:

Didn't think you were still alive, dude. 

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Legends don't die.

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They just in and out of treatment facilities

Your boy has been creeping here, and I am thoroughly and utterly disappointment at the state of affairs. I now know exactly how my mother feels about me. You have all ruined what I worked so hard to create! You all domesticated and **** now! all docile and submissive. Like a bunch of abused housewives getting tatered even when dinner on the table! This used to be a good place to come for some good ole' fashion profanity, self depreciation, and casual racism. Where men were men, and women were awkwardly hit on but not entirely against their will! It was cringe worthy but entertaining, like seeing your fat drunk friend trying to pick chicks up at the bar. You know he's going to fail but you don't stop him because it's kind of funny, and because you know you would fail too...and because you're an *******.

Point is, you're all fat.

Teofish said:

*Hits it back.

Jeezus **** man. Been a while.

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Almalexia said:

Didnt think you were still alive, dude. 

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Like the bubonic plague man. Still alive in some parts of the world. Now hit it harder. You know what I like.

Seff said:

Yeah yeah yeah. Speaking of gods, Pavlov is doing well. Sober, after years.

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The fuuuuuu... sober? How DARE you out here perpetrain' lies to these fine people for real for real? Pavlov plowing them fine looking *****es and making kids out of wedlock. Got like 6 different form of AIDS. All of them benign, and i'm not talking about the county in Africa. *raises hand for a high five* someone hit this ****!

Nothing will top Merc being a dude.