Pürpking

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To Settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
Birthday
Oct 2, 2001 (Age: 22)
Location
Suffolk (United Kingdom)
Faction
Swadian
MP nick
Pürpking
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