Recent content by Llew2

One of the ooooooold timey veteran players here, since 2006. I check in on Bannerlord every six months or so, because I enjoyed the hell out of Warband MP. It's a crying shame that nothing's improved, and servers are just as crashy (if not more so) than launch.

The real tragedy is that there seems to be no trajectory of improvement. I could pipe-dream that they would revamp the entire multiplayer experience to make it much more like Warband, but if nothing's happened in 2 years, I don't think it will ever happen.

Which makes Bannerlord out to be a loss, but doesn't negate the decade of fun I had with Warband, which I'll always treasure.

I quite liked being a Cheap Ass Bum, please.

EDIT: And I'm still very cheap.

You can keep posting these kinds of GIFs all day long. 


/actualporn

Aye, good **** man. Keep it coming!

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I honestly haven't thought about lube with taste as masking body fluid tasts. Ah well, might try.

Slept with a chubby girl. She wanted me to take her anal virginity. Fun was had.

Then slept with a 34 year old South Korean woman, she was even more fun.

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Sounds like you're back on the war path. 

BIGGER Kentucky James XXL said:

Kenshi, roleplaying as a scorchlander ethnostate in the Holy Nation. Basically everyone hates us, even the mercenaries and tech hunters, since I keep kidnapping their guys and forcing them to join me. Slavery is fun.

This is my army of about 30 almost fully kitted out samurai, and there are about 30 workers at home.

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Wow you are so evil.

Literally started my last game as a Holy Nation slave. Within hours the slavers in Rebirth had chopped the arm off of Cornelia. They recently got their hands on her again and chopped off a leg as well, the bastards.

Nevertheless, we are working on revenge! There is now a band of renegade slaves (mostly Shek) who are sneaking, assassinating and robbing their way through Holy Nation towns and mines, while liberating more slaves to join the rebellion. 

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HoJu said:

The Illiad: The fighting game. A fighting game pitting Greek and Trojan heroes in bloody combat, with special attacks including divine interventions and brutal finishers taken from the gory descriptions in the Illiad itself.

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I want a mini game where you make page long speeches before engaging in single combat with somebody.

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Pretty sure the Illiad has the first recorded instance of Teabagging in history as well. Also head-rolling, where that dude chops the other guys head off and bowls into the ranks of the guy's buddies as a giant ****-you. Classic stuff. Trolling at it's finest.

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Dude, ****ing brilliant. Very similar vibe to Barns Courtney, although this guy clearly came first. Thanks for posting.

The Sea Hawk is excellent.

Evvv said:

I hope you're prepared to keep waiting.

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There is a release date you know.

New Bias lighting installed behind my ultrawide monitor, and discovering that this monitor is way more badass than I gave it credit for. Lots of stand adjustments and user settings I never even knew about.

Leveled up. 

Congrats man!

Thanks to this discussion, I'll be trying out DE razors when I get back from my trip. Similar to Lumos, I never though shaving would or could be comfortable or fun, so to have hope on the horizon warms the cockles of my heart. 

Orion said:

I broke the shaft of a standoff screw while trying to install my first one. I don't have a drill bit small enough to spin the broken part through the remaining threads.

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Hey, better problems than me. Turns out I don't actually have an M-2 port, without using an adapter in one of my PCIe-16 ports, which would throttle down the speeds enough to not make it worth the hassle right now. 

Not regrets though, since I'll just keep it and plan for a major rebuild this summer. Buy a mobo with 2x M-2 ports, then finally give myself enough storage for the first time in forever. Just something to look forward to.

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I bought two instead of one EVO.

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I know, I was sorely tempted to buy two.

...Except my Mobo is 6 years old and only has one slot, and I don't have more money set aside for it. So I restrained myself.