Dear Sir or Madam,
Your business deserves the best scientific answers a gentleman and scholar can have for your generous patronage, that’s why our best researchers at the Necropolis Research Center went on answering this fundamental question by rigorous methods (typing one line and pressing ENTER) and a cutting-edge equipment (our pride, the latest supercalculator from Froggy Industries, this bad boy can run up to two Pong sessions at the same time !).
So without further addition let me show you the results of our analysis :
It appears clearly that the warband of drunken Nords with fire in their eyes would be the most likely to survive a flamewar, thanks to their hardcore endurance, extreme fighting spirit and sheer awesomeness.
We hope that the results of our studies will satisfy you and we look forward hearing from you soon.
Yours sincerely,
Fouindor « Froggy » Ventdivin, head of the Necropolis Research Center