Granted. Being the Good Samaritan you are, you stop to help the poor man who's been mugged that the other dudes left behind. While helping him up, the muggers return, and it turns out that they're all friends in a grand scam to take out nice people. You get the crap beaten out of you, and all of your belongings stolen, including your clothes. They poor brandy over you, and leave. You wake up in a Police cell, stinking of alcohol - when you try to explain, the police just say "Ehh, shut up, drunky, you'll be out tomorrow morning."
I wish I could write something funny, instead of disturbingly accurate.