I thought you all were American and looking down on me because I can't enjoy the beauty of the obviously retarded.
And seeing as you actually watch a lot of American commercials, I think it was justified.
Well, if you like "tactically mindless" movies, I will suggest this one:
They're actually
trying to be serious, and the protagonist is also the producer of the movie.
Deprived of intelligent plot, it features special effects like rockets being launched from the air intakes of a Sikorsky transport helicopter,
and select quotes like "With all due respect sir, I'm a bodybuilder, not a runner" (heavily accented)
While the pic on the cover promises action in the form of jet planes and tanks, guess what? Nowhere to be found.
However, an old Volvo has been painted camo and mounted with searchlights. The end of the movie shows it off in a priceless manner.
It's no fun when they
have the money to make quality movies and
still don't.