Revverie
I hate 4 chan but for the sake of simplicity and storytelling i'm going to use that format:
>Update after all the dust gathered
>Open game, le epic music and background
>New Campaign
>Skip tutorial, shut up brother I dont give a crap about
>"a vast singleplayer sandbox setting where no two playthroughs are the same" TW™
>All playthroughs start in the empire with the terrible main story quest nobody cares about instead of appearing in the place i'm from.
>Let's try Vlandians instead of Battanians this time
>Need to make money and start an army
>Kill the same looters you encounter in Battania, play tournaments but with horses this time! do the same quests you encounter in Battanian lands, start smithing for future cheesing... Basically what I did in Battania but now in Vlandia
>""""no two playthroughs are the same""""
>Go to the tavern and hire a medic and a scout, huh I swear I already read these backstories before, good thing now that they're random they give more variety right?!??
>Cheese the heck out of Inn and out, 1500 gold just for telling the game host I will pay for it and skip the boring mini game
>Incredible and fun quest design!
>Keep doing the same quests over and over, win tournaments for gear, kill looters to cheese smithing
>20 group of looters start running after 5 of them are dead, against my 7
>fun?
>Found engineer with another repeated story, ok whatever might be useful in the future
>He died in his first battle
>ok that was actually funny
>Finally rank up
>stfu brother
>Join Vlandia, join army
>We're at war! we're going to a siege, sounds fun?
>out of all the castles near us, ONICA CASTLE
>Army leader chooses to spawn ballistas over and over and starve us to death
>mfw
>Reload this f game, join an actual competent army
>Ok, this guy has a brain, siege starts
>Ladder stuck, ladder stuck
>Whatever i'm gonna do it myself
>oh, there's only one guy with me up here, nice.
>knocked unconscious
>whatever, we won
>Time passes, sold ****, earnt some money, fought some dudes
>Join another army
>350 dudes
>we're being chased by 400 army
>Ally with 100 men is very close, cmon dude help us, lets **** him up
>Actually runs like a *****
>WHY
>ok **** this im out for a while
>actually installs mods like a boss
>banners BANNERS
>HAIR BEHIND THE HELMETS, FINALLY IM NOT BALD
>proposes marriage, like just like that? I dont even own a land
>ITS HOTFIX TIME
>SAVE BROKE BABY
>start a new game, lets go khuzaits
>same quests, same brother, same everything
>I dont have the energy for this
>F this lets play some multiplayer
>game breaking bug, "play game" button stuck
>crash
>re open game, same thing, crash
>open server list?
>nope wont load
>SEARCH TDM?!?
>"PLEASE WAIT"
>CRASH
>TRY AGAIN
>YES, CAPTAIN GAME LOADED, I'VE DEFEATED YOU GAMEBREAKING BUG
>4 players, please wait 2 minutes until someone gets in
>198 ping
>...
>alt f4
>Open Warband
>Custom server lists loads
>Warband Argentina, 10 players, battle
>70 ping
>no waiting
>Uninstall Bannerlord entirely
>Update after all the dust gathered
>Open game, le epic music and background
>New Campaign
>Skip tutorial, shut up brother I dont give a crap about
>"a vast singleplayer sandbox setting where no two playthroughs are the same" TW™
>All playthroughs start in the empire with the terrible main story quest nobody cares about instead of appearing in the place i'm from.
>Let's try Vlandians instead of Battanians this time
>Need to make money and start an army
>Kill the same looters you encounter in Battania, play tournaments but with horses this time! do the same quests you encounter in Battanian lands, start smithing for future cheesing... Basically what I did in Battania but now in Vlandia
>""""no two playthroughs are the same""""
>Go to the tavern and hire a medic and a scout, huh I swear I already read these backstories before, good thing now that they're random they give more variety right?!??
>Cheese the heck out of Inn and out, 1500 gold just for telling the game host I will pay for it and skip the boring mini game
>Incredible and fun quest design!
>Keep doing the same quests over and over, win tournaments for gear, kill looters to cheese smithing
>20 group of looters start running after 5 of them are dead, against my 7
>fun?
>Found engineer with another repeated story, ok whatever might be useful in the future
>He died in his first battle
>ok that was actually funny
>Finally rank up
>stfu brother
>Join Vlandia, join army
>We're at war! we're going to a siege, sounds fun?
>out of all the castles near us, ONICA CASTLE
>Army leader chooses to spawn ballistas over and over and starve us to death
>mfw
>Reload this f game, join an actual competent army
>Ok, this guy has a brain, siege starts
>Ladder stuck, ladder stuck
>Whatever i'm gonna do it myself
>oh, there's only one guy with me up here, nice.
>knocked unconscious
>whatever, we won
>Time passes, sold ****, earnt some money, fought some dudes
>Join another army
>350 dudes
>we're being chased by 400 army
>Ally with 100 men is very close, cmon dude help us, lets **** him up
>Actually runs like a *****
>WHY
>ok **** this im out for a while
>actually installs mods like a boss
>banners BANNERS
>HAIR BEHIND THE HELMETS, FINALLY IM NOT BALD
>proposes marriage, like just like that? I dont even own a land
>ITS HOTFIX TIME
>SAVE BROKE BABY
>start a new game, lets go khuzaits
>same quests, same brother, same everything
>I dont have the energy for this
>F this lets play some multiplayer
>game breaking bug, "play game" button stuck
>crash
>re open game, same thing, crash
>open server list?
>nope wont load
>SEARCH TDM?!?
>"PLEASE WAIT"
>CRASH
>TRY AGAIN
>YES, CAPTAIN GAME LOADED, I'VE DEFEATED YOU GAMEBREAKING BUG
>4 players, please wait 2 minutes until someone gets in
>198 ping
>...
>alt f4
>Open Warband
>Custom server lists loads
>Warband Argentina, 10 players, battle
>70 ping
>no waiting
>Uninstall Bannerlord entirely