The Roots of Yggdrassil (General Discussion and Download)

Here are some phrases in Norse/English for your use, or you can make your own from the list at the end of this post.
"Hon varr Draconian, gamla vis Hruga uskit'r."
I am a Draconian and thou art less than a heap of s__t.
"Gamla lombungr, sugandi toti tik madr."
Thou art morons, sucking at the teat of your ***** dog mother.
"Mikill Wotan! Doni langaspjot viti!"
Praise Odin! They're downwind of us!

a friends favorite:
"Kringlaugd wierd, ein spadi for qvoki ne skeifr drpr munni ne svinhqfdi!"
Gaze upon thy destiny, with this sword I will cleave your lying maggot mouth from your swine head!

I hope you many Northmen can use this lesson in language, even if it is for the purpose of insults. In the saga of Eyrbygga Snarrasonar, Eyrbygga beat a warrior of consumate skill by cursing him while they fought, causing him to get angry and make mistakes. Egil, in his saga, cursed a bersserker until he was so mad he began to chew on his shield, and with a mighty kick, Egil drove the shield up though the berserker's skull. Grettis Asmundarsonar cursed an unknown (at the time) warrior from across a river. When they meet, the man is so impressed by his courage, he gives Grettis a long boat and later you find out he was a Hertodi, or the equivalent of a duke.
In the Middle Kingdom I witnessed a fight between two Norsemen, which lasted ten minutes and each minute had about 20 blows. From the time of the "lay on" until the bloody end they called each other everything from "drinker of sheep's piss" to "eater of Axemoor food" (honest!).
Here are some solitary words so you can put together your own memorable curses or use singly for effect.


alicarl = fat churl, fatso,
bacraut = *******,
baulufotr = cow foot,
beiskaldi = gripe, *****,
blatqnn = black tooth,
burlufotr = clumsy foot,
bqllr = ball, glans penis,
braudnefr = breadnose,
brusi = he-goat,
dofni = dopey,
daufi = deaf-mute, stupid,
dragi = slowpoke,
ergi = coward/gay boy,
fretr = fart,
galti = boar (wild),
gargan = snake,
gaugbrojotr = grave robber,
gellir= yeller, screamer,
gleidr = bowlegged,
griss = piglet,
haensa = chicken,
halftroll = halftroll,
hauknefr = hawknose,
hausakljufr = skull cleaver,
hladhqnd = clean hands,
hqfdi = head,
hrafnasueltir = raven starver (coward),
hrodi = snot,
huglausi = cowardly,
inoborna = unborn,
istrumagi = fat gut,
kamphundr = carrion eater,
kerling = old hag,
kuensami = skirt chaser,
ledrhals= leather neck,
lodinkinni = shaggy hair,
lqngubak = fishbelly,
matarilli = food stingy,
meinfretr = stinkfart,
merr = mare,
meyla = little girl,
miklimunnr = big, loud mouth,
mjonefr = stingy, thin nose,
murtr = a small fish,
musa = mouse,
oflati = dandy, gaudy person,
ormstunga = serpent tongue,
oskilgetinn = born out of wedlock,
qlfuss = drunkard,
rella = gripe,
sipill = potlicker,
skirja = young cow,
skreyja = incompetent,
slefja = dribbler,
tik = a female dog,
tunga = tongue,
vifill = beetle,
vitskertr = shortwit,