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Barrels decided that Naughton could eat their furry insides when they reached a sudden decision! Decision is to define definition, but Jesus crucified Muhammed, so Noah ate pie while King Ragnar was invading Taleworlds and spamming gigantic balls in his tiny *******. Futhermore, armies failed when Frodogorn rose from the depths of Hell and several soldiers of Gondor went to sacrifice Frodo, hoping to please a Pavenis into submission. Unfortunately, Frodogorn raped the soldiers who were too fat to run because their flesh was tender and fleshy. When Gondor realized their barrels decided to let themselves fly into Frodogorn's ass where Jesus rocked whilst George Bush beheaded some noobs. These noobs were beheaded by George Bush. Anyway, the Gondorians burned the bridges to keep Frodogorn and Jesus from the swines who needed their fat stuffed banhammers for killing Pavlov and the Pavenis. The King couldn't keep his burger of meat and dinner apart from his salad of the Damned healthiness causing many people to melt. A barrel of fat bastard and Chuck Norris were punching Frodogorn because he had invaded a public cemetery and defiled Frodos tomb. Normally Frodogorn wouldn't succeed and the kingdom will celebrate, but a banana impeded, destroying the mighty world.
At the end, Taleworlds survived but so many pieces have been lost, many were raped with no contraception and Frodogorn got syphilis and stuff.
Suddenly, in my foolishness, several Pavenises came unnoticed and Frodogorn realized his eye was stolen by Yeomann. Infuriated, he attacked their hideout, causing them to fall into a hellish spamfest of cake and barrel headshots. Within Taleworlds, forumites built siege engines using Yeoman's wife's feet as tape
At the end, Taleworlds survived but so many pieces have been lost, many were raped with no contraception and Frodogorn got syphilis and stuff.
Suddenly, in my foolishness, several Pavenises came unnoticed and Frodogorn realized his eye was stolen by Yeomann. Infuriated, he attacked their hideout, causing them to fall into a hellish spamfest of cake and barrel headshots. Within Taleworlds, forumites built siege engines using Yeoman's wife's feet as tape
Orj
Been drinking, Bulle?
Hard liquor, from the look of that last quote you postedBulle said:
That's cause you use spell check.
So does that mean you're one of those people that can type better when they're drunk because you know you're drunk and you're trying to prove something? 
*spends orgylicious night of debauchery with Bulle*
Yep, she's sober.
Yep, she's sober.
murphy9926
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Bulle said:
Doses it count if I steal from this thread? Cause that's just too dam off the wall.
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