General Roleplaying Banter

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It's hard to keep RPs alive without Kalnia/Mustang (in his more active form).  :sad:

I do sometimes wish we had the slightly more active/large population we did a couple of years ago, but alas, no Bannerlord yet.
 
In the past I've used stuff like Obsidian Portal (works more like a wiki, so easy to tag characters in posts).

I know some people use Skype or other IM systems (but that's usually a bit more fast paced. Other options are using things like Roll 20 or similar "virtual tabletops" for a more classically RP/TT experience.

There are also a couple of large play-by-post RP forums of differing quality (but they are usually fairly active compared to here).
 
I mean to bring change! But I also have exams right now and I'll spend next week in Italy with the gf (yes I updated myself).
Though I'm planning a new Warband RP, which would progress more spontaneously than my previous RP's, in which I tried to force it in a direction too much. And I will annoy people so that they would keep posting, or at least tell us they're no longer interested. It'll be fantastic.
Also, I'm going to build a wall to keep Khergits out, and ban immigrants from the Sultanate.
 
In a D&D group, playing barbarian. Try to listen at door, roll 1, stumble through door. Still manage to surprise the enemy and nail initiative, so I go first and take out two enemies. Bard, standing in the doorway with the cleric, looks at me and holds up his goblin grenade (we have no idea what it'll do). I scream "Noooo," but it's too late; the grenade is in the air. Room goes up in green flame, two more enemies die, and everything else in the room (including me and the the three other enemies) is on fire. Cleric does some **** and misses. I take out two more baddies, fall unconscious due to being on fire. Bard walks in and stabs the last guy for 2 damage, gets the kill. Heals me and I'm right back on my feet.


Same dungeon, not me. Monk, lawful good, is insisting that our party escorts a group of women prisoners out before continuing. Party says "**** that" and continues, while monk tries to solo the creature we rp'd around that guards the entrance (expects us to bring it a different person to eat) while escorting a young girl, her mother, and the mother's mother. Creature pops out, little girl bolts, gets grabbed by creature. Warlock's player (deepest of frenemies with the monk's player) jokes, "Rolls a 1, hits the girl". Everyone laughs, monk rolls. 1. He has three attacks, so after a round of laughter he rolls again. Hits the monster. Third roll, everyone watches with anticipation. Mother****ing 1.  **** is lost, room goes crazy, then focus back for damage. First attack (against the girl) low, like 2 or 3. Second attack (against the creature) decent, 11 or 12. Third (Girl), natural 20. The rest of the group walks onto a bridge looking into the room the monk's in just in time to watch him two piece a defenseless little girl into a pile of pulp.
Since we were at the monk's house, the session ended then
 
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