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David Dire

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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6510 on: August 22, 2016, 02:17:34 AM »
Hey, not my fault. Don't mind either. These are nice.

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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6511 on: August 22, 2016, 06:16:27 AM »
Snail Mail.
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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6512 on: August 22, 2016, 06:17:49 AM »
Coffee machine broke some time ago. We got a new one the other day.

Feels so good to have real coffee again. :party:


Alright, I know this is a bromdenpost, but as a Brazilian this triggered me. You don't need a machine to brew coffee, and coffee brewed in a pot is much truer than machine coffee, specially those with the little coffee bullets on them. Coffee is as serious to Brazilians as tea is to Brits.

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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6513 on: August 22, 2016, 06:19:35 AM »
Machine men with machine minds have a hard time finding enough time to make their own coffee between all the machining around they do, preparing for their machine day.

Except for the Brits. They're an utter abomination unto the gods, and their teamaking pact proves it. It's also why they can't make a machine worth a damn without **** up two out of three times.
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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6514 on: August 22, 2016, 06:28:03 AM »
I look like a dumbarse trying to operate coffee machines. It's just so much simpler to chuck coffee powder in a pot and boil it, I don't get it.

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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6515 on: August 22, 2016, 06:31:26 AM »
I just press a button.

Did the french press thing for a while.
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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6516 on: August 22, 2016, 11:13:00 AM »
I hereby proclaim a fatwa on all of your Arabica beans.

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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6517 on: August 22, 2016, 03:57:30 PM »
Brought home a cool new book on European geography.
http://imgur.com/a/9fMCC

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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6518 on: August 22, 2016, 04:03:36 PM »
I look like a dumbarse trying to operate coffee machines. It's just so much simpler to chuck coffee powder in a pot and boil it, I don't get it.

look at this instant powder pleb
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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6519 on: August 22, 2016, 04:15:35 PM »
It's not instant powder u dumarse . It's blended coffee beans. You boil water, throw in the coffee, and then filter the beans out.

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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6520 on: August 22, 2016, 04:23:34 PM »
grounds =/= powder crowbario
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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6521 on: August 22, 2016, 04:53:31 PM »
Shots fired.

Also the Canadian is correct.
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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6522 on: August 22, 2016, 05:07:40 PM »
heitor confirmed for only drinking el nescafe clasico glorioso
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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6523 on: August 22, 2016, 05:14:09 PM »
My coffee is made in a percolator my grandparents got as a wedding gift. Tastes really good. I don't go out for coffee because it's either too strong or too expensive.

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Re: What made you happy today?
« Reply #6524 on: August 22, 2016, 05:16:24 PM »
Or burned. 9/10 diners and coffee shops overroast the **** out of their coffee.