There once was a man with a habit,
Of eating live tasty raw rabbit
But when one objected
He was strongly dejected
And uh... decided to stab it -.-
There was a monk from Tibet
Who never had broken a sweat
But when shot in the spleen
By a communist regime
He found that his robes were all wet!
(Ok, that was so contrived...
)
There was a young geek from France
Who was eager to find a romance
So he drew up a painting
Of an elf in armour plating
Who was doing a belly dance! (Ugh... *shudder* These suck. That one didn't even scan!)
This young geek fell straight in love
And got out his wanking glove.
He didn't wait to beat
His now throbbing meat
In a manner too sordid to think of... (Muahaha, read it and tremble! Terrible poetry
and disgusting imagery. The work of a master.)
There was a poet who, bored
Thought the pen was mightier than the sword
But his poety sucked
And he got ass ****ed
And was forced to stop, thank the Lord!