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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2011, 09:12:35 PM »
HELL NO WE WON'T GO.

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2011, 09:12:49 PM »
I'll head up the Bearded Infantry detachment.
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2011, 09:13:48 PM »
I would like to join as the resident priest, please. I want to take care of all the children that we meet along our great adventure.

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2011, 09:19:46 PM »
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2011, 09:22:36 PM »
I would like to join as the resident priest, please. I want to take care of all the children that we meet along our great adventure.

Position: Priest
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Traits: Loving and kind.
Talents: Knows how to make frans
I think you'll find, in this army we do not tolerate the heathen idolatry of the pope.

Very well then, sign me up as a Buddhist monk.
Honestly though, I don't think volunteering to fight in a war should be a merit in today's society.  :?
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2011, 09:29:14 PM »
Position: Supreme Strategist
Qualifications: 10+ years of real-time, and turn-based strategy games
Talents:  Encyclopedic knowledge of things that no one cares about but me
You're accepted as a member of my council of war.

I'll head up the Bearded Infantry detachment.
Beards are mandatory. Part of the "No beard, no bow" policy.

I would like to join as the resident priest, please. I want to take care of all the children that we meet along our great adventure.

Position: Priest
Qualifications: Catholic. Lots of experience.
Traits: Loving and kind.
Talents: Knows how to make frans
I think you'll find, in this army we do not tolerate the heathen idolatry of the pope.
Now, now. It may help the morale of those amongst our men who are of the faith. Though I'll have to get hold of an Imam, a Rabbi, a guru and some Lama of sorts. We can't let the morale of our company suffer on grounds of personal opinion.

Catholic: You're in. Provided you take an oath on the Bible that you won't be a godfrey'ish prick about it. And keep anything god related away from me.
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2011, 09:34:17 PM »
Ooooooooooooooooooooh.
 
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How about bane for the insult of user?
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2011, 09:36:44 PM »
I am being ignored. My inner attention whore is crying (which may be caused by the fact that she is almost non-existant).

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2011, 09:36:50 PM »
Very well.

Dear Father God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Father Sky, please burn the enemies of Teo's Rangers away from the earth, so that we may step upon their ashes and sleep with their pretty wimmen. May all people in this army please have the best wine and drink over the world. Thank ye, Lordie.
Honestly though, I don't think volunteering to fight in a war should be a merit in today's society.  :?
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2011, 09:41:03 PM »
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2011, 10:00:02 PM »
Your plan is foiled, i have dispatched a regiment of highly intellegent flying dildo's.

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2011, 10:03:13 PM »
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You're in. We'll need a historian/archivist of sorts.

Or better yet, he could combine them like the religions in Dune! Roman Catholic Theravada Jainist Animism sounds pretty neat.


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Accepted. Your stalking skills are widely known. If you can get Seff to join your department you can be chief of clandestine operations and intelligence.

Your plan is foiled, i have dispatched a regiment of highly intellegent flying dildo's.
Well done soldier. You will be commended with the medal of flying dildos. It's just a regular dildo I pinned to your jacket, but must be worn at all times while on duty.


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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2011, 10:07:18 PM »
Position: Insane lunatic/Godfrey the 2nd
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Traits: Dumb, dull and lazy
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Am I in?

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2011, 10:33:52 PM »
Position: Personal servant/ bullet taker (see I'm not a slave I get paid  :P)
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2011, 10:34:10 PM »
Position: Insane lunatic/Godfrey the 2nd
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Traits: Dumb, dull and lazy
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Am I in?
Is it good beer?
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