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TEO'S RANGERS: WHO THE **** STOLE 40 PAGES FROM US?!!
« on: December 23, 2011, 08:04:53 PM »
Welcome to Teo's rangers!
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 08:06:22 PM »
I'm yer brother.  :)
I demand to be Generalissimo!
...or at least yer Field Marshal.
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 08:24:55 PM »
I want to be a recruit. Preferably a red-shirt.

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2011, 08:32:07 PM »
I would like to be an underling, minion or at least a decent variety of scum, preferably criminal.
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2011, 08:33:25 PM »
21, male, looking for horny and/or affable strapping young men ready for a pounding.
I wish to be the homosexual person of the Army!

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2011, 08:34:14 PM »
21, male, looking for horny and/or affable strapping young men ready for a pounding.
I wish to be the homosexual person of the Army!
Grrrrrrrrr.
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 08:34:25 PM »
OI GREENHORNS! Proper order and procedure in the ranks will be upheld! Applications and qualifications maggots!

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 08:37:51 PM »
I would like to be a mounted bodyguard for a general.

I will fight to the death if needs be! I can hold for a long time, i prefer a decent amount of scale armour. Dont rely on me for getting information out of people though.

Position applied for: Bodyguard
Traits: aggressive, can ride, doesnt complain much unless its important, irritant and foul mouthed.
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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2011, 08:38:36 PM »
I would like to be a mounted bodyguard for a general.

I will fight to the death if needs be! I can hold for a long time, i prefer a decent amout of scale armour.
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fine.

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2011, 08:43:37 PM »
I'd like to be the talking car everyone rides in when they go out to kill the baddies :3

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2011, 08:53:21 PM »
I would like to be a mounted bodyguard for a general.

I will fight to the death if needs be! I can hold for a long time, i prefer a decent amout of scale armour.
...
fine.

Position applied for: Field Marshal.
Qualifications: University degree in Biology, 9 years experience in War rpg's, your brother
Related talents: Sadism (Flogging is good for the men etc)
Trained in the ATC.
Has a Sergent's shout.
Is a prolific puglist.
Can ride.
Love's dressing in uniforms.
You're in. (as if it was a question, I just wanted to use my authority).

I would like to be a mounted bodyguard for a general.

I will fight to the death if needs be! I can hold for a long time, i prefer a decent amount of scale armour. Dont rely on me for getting information out of people though.

Position applied for: Bodyguard
Traits: aggressive, can ride, doesnt complain much unless its important, irritant and foul mouthed.

Accepted. You are now my meatshield.

21, male, looking for horny and/or affable strapping young men ready for a pounding.
I wish to be the homosexual person of the Army!
Not accepted. We already have one of those. And he bothered to follow procedure.

I would like to be an underling, minion or at least a decent variety of scum, preferably criminal.
Denied until you get better self esteem. We're a loud'n proud bunch, but with honor and integrity.

I want to be a recruit. Preferably a red-shirt.

Throw me at your enemy or take me with you on missions. I shall do anything for you before I die.
Accepted on grounds of being properly submissive. my ego thanks you for your service already.

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2011, 08:57:32 PM »
I have no idea what this is about, but I'm in.

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2011, 09:03:18 PM »
21, male, looking for horny and/or affable strapping young men ready for a pounding.
I wish to be the homosexual person of the Army!
Not accepted. We already have one of those. And he bothered to follow procedure.
Yeah, well, I never really wanted to be in this army anyway!


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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2011, 09:05:27 PM »
I have no idea what this is about, but I'm in.
http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,35953.16740.html Started somewhere around the middle of the page here. Went a bit further back than strictly necessary for context's sake.

21, male, looking for horny and/or affable strapping young men ready for a pounding.
I wish to be the homosexual person of the Army!
Not accepted. We already have one of those. And he bothered to follow procedure.
Yeah, well, I never really wanted to be in this army anyway!


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You're welcome to re-apply to another position though.

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Re: Teo's rangers. (Yeah, I did it!)
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2011, 09:09:16 PM »
I would like to join as the resident priest, please. I want to take care of all the children that we meet along our great adventure.

Position: Priest
Qualifications: Catholic. Lots of experience.
Traits: Loving and kind.
Talents: Knows how to make frans
Honestly though, I don't think volunteering to fight in a war should be a merit in today's society.  :?
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