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Re: Joke war
« Reply #135 on: December 22, 2009, 06:24:25 PM »
So basically he's called Black Oswald?

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #136 on: December 22, 2009, 06:40:39 PM »
What does a christmas tree and a monk have in common?

The balls are just for decorations.
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Re: Joke war
« Reply #137 on: December 22, 2009, 06:43:17 PM »
So basically he's called Black Oswald?
Basically.
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Re: Joke war
« Reply #138 on: December 23, 2009, 01:26:46 AM »
But i didnt get it  :?
So everyone knew Negroswald?

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #139 on: December 23, 2009, 06:30:15 AM »
So Negroswald was more known that even the Pope?
Yes.
Deyr fé,
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deyr sjálfr et sama;
ek veit einn,
at aldri deyr:
dómr um dauðan hvern.                                                                                                                                                                                  
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Re: Joke war
« Reply #140 on: December 23, 2009, 03:38:40 PM »
So Negroswald was more known that even the Pope?
Yes.

And that's a joke?
nice bum chum.

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #141 on: December 23, 2009, 05:15:44 PM »
I thought it was hilarious.  I told it to my brother and he agreed with me.

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #142 on: December 23, 2009, 10:20:14 PM »
It's great. I think it should be in the next poll.
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Re: Joke war
« Reply #143 on: December 25, 2009, 12:48:05 AM »
im sorry about me not keeping track of the polls, but im on a vacation and cannot get on other than this short period of time, i will be back soon.   :D
Something just occurred to me.

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'.
This makes hay fever an STD.
Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees.
In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
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Re: Joke war
« Reply #144 on: December 25, 2009, 01:05:03 AM »
So Negroswald was more known that even the Pope?
Yes.

And that's a joke?

Exactly. The joke lacks any kind of joke part to it. :?

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #145 on: December 25, 2009, 01:44:41 AM »
Something just occurred to me.

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'.
This makes hay fever an STD.
Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees.
In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
im digging it. I'd hit that hard man. In fact I'd hit that so hard i'd probably puncture something, and you'd start bleeding internally and shit, and i'd still be ******** you right up until your dead. Then I'd make a protein shake, drink that shit, have a smoke, come back and continue ******** your corpse, and i'd keep ******** it until your ghost had babies.

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #146 on: December 25, 2009, 04:33:18 AM »
that is...........disturbing
Yes yes i know what your thinking, My arguments flawed, and im a jerk. Well note this




I HAVE CHUCK NORRIS ON MY SIDE ROAR!!!

Warning the above post may contain bad grammar, sarcasm, or roleplaying. If you see the first remind me to not care. If you see the third then do not be suprised if i act irrationaly

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #147 on: December 25, 2009, 10:34:35 PM »
Something just occurred to me.

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'.
This makes hay fever an STD.
Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees.
In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #148 on: December 26, 2009, 12:50:01 AM »
enviromentalists:-1 Capitalists:0
Yes yes i know what your thinking, My arguments flawed, and im a jerk. Well note this




I HAVE CHUCK NORRIS ON MY SIDE ROAR!!!

Warning the above post may contain bad grammar, sarcasm, or roleplaying. If you see the first remind me to not care. If you see the third then do not be suprised if i act irrationaly

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Re: Joke war
« Reply #149 on: February 05, 2010, 01:20:16 AM »
..i forgot about you guys...sorry..anyway uh, stupid question..how do you sig quotes?
Something just occurred to me.

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'.
This makes hay fever an STD.
Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees.
In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
[spoiler][img]h