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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2009, 07:07:11 PM »
Solution: Matt has hydrophobia!
There's not that much water there.

Matt doesn't like carrots?

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2009, 07:12:02 PM »
Two men was in love with the Sultans daughter, so in order to decide who should marry her the Sultan ordered a compitition between them, and the man who came last to his castle would marry his daughter. So the men jumped on the horses and started riding through the desert, but since both of them wanted to come last, it went very slowly. After three days they were out of food and water and stopped by an oasis, where they met an old wise man. Desperately they told him their dilemma, and the wise man uttered two words before they jumped on the horses and rode the fastest way to the Palace.

What did the wise man say?

I actually know the answer to this one though.
I really want to know the answer  ot this. Please tell

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"I done wrestled with an alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad. Only last week I murdered a rock. Injured a stone. Hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick. Fast...fast...fast. Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom, hit the switch, was in the bed before the room was dark...fast."

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2009, 07:12:58 PM »
Two men was in love with the Sultans daughter, so in order to decide who should marry her the Sultan ordered a compitition between them, and the man who came last to his castle would marry his daughter. So the men jumped on the horses and started riding through the desert, but since both of them wanted to come last, it went very slowly. After three days they were out of food and water and stopped by an oasis, where they met an old wise man. Desperately they told him their dilemma, and the wise man uttered two words before they jumped on the horses and rode the fastest way to the Palace.

What did the wise man say?

I actually know the answer to this one though.
I really want to know the answer  ot this. Please tell

**** off?

@Oyipggy: That counts as three, contractions and all
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Nonsense

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2009, 07:19:57 PM »
I really want to know the answer  ot this. Please tell

Look back further in the thread.

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2009, 07:49:56 PM »
SHE FORGOT!!!!

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2009, 07:56:15 PM »
She forgot that the sultan was supposed to say that the man whose horse arrived last would marry daddy's little whore. So Samuel Jackson said "switch horses, motherfuckers", which made both of them race to the Palace
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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #51 on: September 15, 2009, 07:58:33 PM »
Oh right. I thought that fisheye was guessing and then Bulle said she forgot the answer

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« Reply #52 on: September 15, 2009, 09:25:50 PM »
She forgot that the sultan was supposed to say that the man whose horse arrived last would marry daddy's little whore. So Samuel Jackson said "switch horses, motherfuckers", which made both of them race to the Palace
Damn you contractions. And that makes much more sense.
"I done wrestled with an alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad. Only last week I murdered a rock. Injured a stone. Hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick. Fast...fast...fast. Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom, hit the switch, was in the bed before the room was dark...fast."

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2009, 09:26:12 PM »
I mean, he did say Matt doesn't like soup. No use of article denotes he doesn't like them generally speaking

Bullseye! Correct answer.

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2009, 11:27:08 PM »
So; If we are all made by atoms and they all react according to their electrons, and we all have the same kinds of atoms and molecules (therefore all of our brains act due to electric attraction - or whatever is the correct term), including our brains, how can something as free will exist?
The essential randomness of quantum mechanics.
Still doesn't explain shit.
Deyr fé,
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deyr sjálfr et sama;
ek veit einn,
at aldri deyr:
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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2009, 11:28:24 PM »
Still doesn't explain shit.
Hell, it's the only chance you've got at being able to make decisions that aren't utterly, totally predetermined by physics! Don't complain about it! :P

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #56 on: September 15, 2009, 11:36:03 PM »
So; If we are all made by atoms and they all react according to their electrons, and we all have the same kinds of atoms and molecules (therefore all of our brains act due to electric attraction - or whatever is the correct term), including our brains, how can something as free will exist?
The essential randomness of quantum mechanics.
Still doesn't explain shit.
Think of it as this. "Free Will" might not exist. But rather it only feels as such. :)
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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2009, 11:36:24 PM »
Still doesn't explain shit.
Hell, it's the only chance you've got at being able to make decisions that aren't utterly, totally predetermined by physics! Don't complain about it! :P
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So; If we are all made by atoms and they all react according to their electrons, and we all have the same kinds of atoms and molecules (therefore all of our brains act due to electric attraction - or whatever is the correct term), including our brains, how can something as free will exist?
The essential randomness of quantum mechanics.
Still doesn't explain shit.
Think of it as this. "Free Will" might not exist. But rather it only feels as such. :)
Then how can I chose something? Or is it all an illusion plotted by the norns?  :shock:
Deyr fé,
deyja frændr,
deyr sjálfr et sama;
ek veit einn,
at aldri deyr:
dómr um dauðan hvern.                                                                                                                                                                                  
-Hávamál
Gold is for the mistress
Silver for the maid
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade
But iron - cold iron - is master of them all

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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2009, 11:46:10 PM »
Simply enough, you already have your influences. You have your life experiences, your instincts, and your moral grounds. Consider it free will if you must, but when it comes down to choosing, are you really choosing freely? Or rather debating your own experiences and instincts which is more plentiful.....

I know that is more or less nonesense. But it did make a little sense. (*Cue: Tibertus call me dumb and that I can go die).... lol sorry Tibertus but I already see it coming  :lol:
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Re: Post Difficult Questions Here
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2009, 11:58:00 PM »
Simply enough, you already have your influences. You have your life experiences, your instincts, and your moral grounds. Consider it free will if you must, but when it comes down to choosing, are you really choosing freely? Or rather debating your own experiences and instincts which is more plentiful.....

I know that is more or less nonesense. But it did make a little sense. (*Cue: Tibertus call me dumb and that I can go die).... lol sorry Tibertus but I already see it coming  :lol:
And what if I decide to send it out to hell and go postal? It goes against my influences and moral grounds. Or If I decide to suicide? It goes against my life experiences, instincts AND morals.

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Deyr fé,
deyja frændr,
deyr sjálfr et sama;
ek veit einn,
at aldri deyr:
dómr um dauðan hvern.                                                                                                                                                                                  
-Hávamál
Gold is for the mistress
Silver for the maid
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade
But iron - cold iron - is master of them all