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Who would win Vikings or Samurai?

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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2009, 08:46:03 PM »
Or the samurai sneaks up on mr. Viking who's taking a well deserved nap after having relinquished a local monastery of their worldy and alcoholic burden.

*Samurai sneaks stealthily into the viking camp and chops katana straight down on mailed neck*

Bwwwuh. Go away.

*Viking waves samurai off. Samurai skulks off, sobbing*
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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2009, 08:51:01 PM »
or the samurai could do what almost every japanese swordplay school tells you to do - aim at the hands. (the leg arteries are also kinda not that well covered by armor).
Yup, because gloves hadn't been invented yet. Plus one hand is likely behind a shield, which makes slashing it somewhat pointless.


sorry, but how does a (woolen? leather? there's no evidence of vikings using any kinds of metal or leather gloves) glove prevent you from being wounded by a katana slash? The sword hand is actually pretty vulnerable in combat so that's where I'd attack for sure if I were the samurai.

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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2009, 09:05:24 PM »
Actually, the typical viking, being 500 years older than a typical Sengoku samurai, would be dead of old age before the samurai was even born. Hence, the samurai wins.

No! Wait! The viking travels to Japan to kill the great-great-great-great-grand-parents of the samurai, thus preventing him from ever being born. Hence, Viking wins!

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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2009, 09:11:29 PM »
Also, legs anyone ? I don't think the Vikies wore any mail chaps, so a quick slash from the light therefore quick katana to the leg, and blood and curses issue forth. Yes yes, the samurai has to get to the leg first, but still ... It's another plausible way for the samurai to kick the viking's ass. Although I do agree, head on, the viking seems superior to the samurai thanks to the mail and the axe, but axes are pretty slow, and only have the bit/head as sharp ... bit.

Oh, and somebody wrote that samurais and other eastern cultures didn't have mail. Is that true ? I'd always assumed they had it too ... Hmmm ?

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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2009, 09:21:06 PM »
I already mentioned leg arteries. And samurai had maille. But it wasn't that common..

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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2009, 09:21:45 PM »
Also, legs anyone ? I don't think the Vikies wore any mail chaps, so a quick slash from the light therefore quick katana to the leg, and blood and curses issue forth. Yes yes, the samurai has to get to the leg first, but still ... It's another plausible way for the samurai to kick the viking's ass. Although I do agree, head on, the viking seems superior to the samurai thanks to the mail and the axe, but axes are pretty slow, and only have the bit/head as sharp ... bit.

Oh, and somebody wrote that samurais and other eastern cultures didn't have mail. Is that true ? I'd always assumed they had it too ... Hmmm ?
He would have to get either a fair distance, or crouch down to get a good slash past the viking's shield, and if he crouched, he dies, and so long as our viking friend keeps close, he'll be fine. Also, when the samurai slashes for the legs, that's plenty of time to use your shield to hold his sword down and give him a quick smack with an axe or sword.





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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2009, 09:25:12 PM »
Lets think the cv. Vikings. Travelled the most of the known, some unkwonks world, from Baghdad to Newfoundland. Conquered or found colonies and kingdoms. Samurai.Sat mostly on their little island, and barely managed to invade Korea.

This could only become more awesome, if someone would bring up *drumroll* dual-wielding. :mrgreen:
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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2009, 09:28:47 PM »
sorry, but how does a (woolen? leather? there's no evidence of vikings using any kinds of metal or leather gloves) glove prevent you from being wounded by a katana slash?
Well, leather is also designed to protect against slashes too :P Plus there's the sword hilt to consider too.
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The sword hand is actually pretty vulnerable in combat so that's where I'd attack for sure if I were the samurai.
Problem is, the samurai has to attack the less armoured parts of the viking to do damage. The viking on the other hand only needs to hit the samurai. The viking has a shield, which he can use to shove the samurai around, the samurai has only his sword.
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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2009, 09:46:20 PM »
Leather? Would leather really stop a sword blade, though? :o

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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2009, 09:51:59 PM »
Leather? Would leather really stop a sword blade, though? :o

there is no chance in hell leather is going to stop a sword blade. the only thing it can do is soften the blow. and if the hit is in a critical area (I.E. heart/neck/his junk the hes totally screwed
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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2009, 09:55:29 PM »
That's what I thought, that's why I was shocked-ish.
Ofcourse, it'll work fine against really soft blows. :P

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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2009, 09:56:25 PM »
That's what I thought, that's why I was shocked-ish.
Ofcourse, it'll work fine against really soft blows. :P

Lol are we fighting children now?
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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2009, 11:24:08 PM »
Leather? Would leather really stop a sword blade, though? :o

there is no chance in hell leather is going to stop a sword blade. the only thing it can do is soften the blow. and if the hit is in a critical area (I.E. heart/neck/his junk the hes totally screwed

I'm sure leather is sturdy enough to deflect a strike at a poorer angle (which is common since hands tend to move). The leather will provide nice resistance, which shoulkd allow the hand to absorb much of the blow, making it even more difficult. Leather was protective to an extent. If it wasn't, it wouldn't have been worn. Remember, these strikes are occuring in combat, not in a controlled testing environment. That said, we're talking about maille. One arm is holding a shield, and the other an axe, so the gloves are pretty irrelevent. You think the viking is just going to hold his weapon-wielding arm our there for the Samurai to dismember?

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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2009, 12:07:54 AM »
Uh, not another thread about something that would never happen.  Viking would win hands down, and I'm not even gonna argue the point further.  Just do the research on both if you wanna know why.
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Re: Vikings v.s. Samurai?
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2009, 12:08:58 AM »
Uh, not another thread about something that would never happen.  Viking would win hands down, and I'm not even gonna argue the point further.  Just do the research on both if you wanna know why.
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