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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #90 on: October 17, 2008, 08:29:15 AM »
I would be that obnoxious cousin who everyone has to put up with but just waits to get alone so that they can beat him up.
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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #91 on: October 17, 2008, 09:13:34 AM »
I have no idea who I am. Wait...

What?

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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #92 on: October 17, 2008, 09:30:16 AM »
I'm the silent stalking voyeur that watches the family do stuff and faps to it.

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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #93 on: October 17, 2008, 09:38:46 AM »
I'm the university student that donated the genetic material necessary to artificially impregnate Sulibres, because whomever the father is is impotent, thus passing on my genes to whoever is born into the family. I come around and check up on my offspring occasionally except for holidays because I have more important stuff to attend to. I usually use an over-the-top condescending prose style of speaking whenever one of you comes into speaking range, I also attempt to smack you with my +4 Pringles Potato chip tube of anti-people-who-are-technically-your-offspring-but-you-have-no-part-in-parenting.

I am also the Santa that comes down the Chimney in the TW home at Christmas, chucking presents at everyone before bolting out the door.
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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #94 on: October 17, 2008, 09:39:07 AM »
This is some ******** creepy family.

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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #95 on: October 17, 2008, 09:50:17 AM »
I'll do some more, but only the people who I have a decent inkling of.

Yoshi - The brother who seems very sensible on the surface, and very into his studies, but once you get a bit of beer in him he turns into that guy who embarrasses everyone else with crazy robot dancing.

Agent Griff - The Pizza guy who interrupts family affairs at inappropriate moments, and rarely gets tips. Except at Christmas, when everybody is in a giving mood, and he makes a small fortune. The next day he's likely to blow it all on a new PIZZA SCOOTER!

Naridill - Obviously the snarky, pretentious foreign kid renting the basement. Only not so much "renting" as "locked inside". On Fridays, as a special treat, he gets a bucket of fish-heads. It's not exactly clear why he's locked in the basement, but whenever Worbah goes down there, you can hear the sound of quiet sobbing.

Worbah - The sock-stealing bastard son of an unholy union between a crack whore and a dog. His kleptomaniac tendencies land him in trouble with others.

ilex - Worbah's accomplice in crime, and usually the first one to start singing German nursery rhymes whilst claiming that they're actually death-metal.

Cleaning Agent - The kid who always finds something to argue about. If you told him that the sky was blue, he'd argue about which shade. Possibly related to Gollum.

Seff - The brother who sits in a corner wearing a trench coat, and, oddly, never has his hands in plain sight.

Alex - The distant cousin who shows up from England every now and again to ask you a bunch of annoying questions, then samples all the food in your house, uses the last of your toilet roll, and disappears back to the mother-country before you have time to realise what's happened.

okiN - The cousin who pretends to be sane but secretly harbours red polka-dot slipper-wearing tendencies.

Velmu - The drunken, absent father who never sees his kids, pays the maintenance or sends birthday cards.

Leprechaun - The good-looking brother who everybody envies, and they secretly covet all the girls in his class.

Bulle - The sister who does what she wants and doesn't care what other think, and harbours a not-so-secret longing for Lost-Lamb.

Lhorkan - The quiet cousin who makes wise-cracks when you were least expecting it.

Raz - Token black guy and sexiest person in the family.

Cymro - The cousin who lives in Wales but doesn't live near sheep, so instead he keeps a little fleecy sheep plushie in the inside pocket of his coat. When questioned about the mysterious bulge sticking out from his pocket, he just says "it's porn". Usually it works, and no further questions are asked.

Nairagorn - Deadbeat grandpa with hair that has a life of its own, and is possibly responsible for the disappearance of missing children over the centuries.

Llew2 - The fairly distant cousin who disagrees with most everyone else, but reserves telling so them for special occasions. Strangely, nobody knows what happened to Llew1, but it's possible Llew2 buried his body in a shallow grave and then took on his identity.

Redcoat - Mic - The student brother who's always boozed up. Possible he was born that way.

Morbo - The lost puppy who wandered in one night, dodged a few kicks from Bugman, settled under the kitchen table, and never left.

Ingolifs - The visiting professor who covets Cymro's sheep plushie.

Hayabusa - The skinny little cousin who needs to bulk up.

Freebird - The distant cousin who stands outside your house in the bushes, completely stark naked, making little children (and women) cry.

Gculk - The cousin who frequently gets used as a pinata.

They wanted to have a good time, but they were like children playing in the street; they could see one after another of them being killed -- run over, maimed, destroyed -- but they continued to play anyhow. We really all were very happy for a while, sitting around not toiling but just bullshitting and playing, but it was for such a terribly brief time, and then the punishment was beyond belief; even when we could see it, we could not believe it.

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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #96 on: October 17, 2008, 09:56:01 AM »
I'm not sure were I fit, I might need to be placed

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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #97 on: October 17, 2008, 09:57:35 AM »
I'm not sure were I fit, I might need to be placed

You can be in the basement with Naridill.
They wanted to have a good time, but they were like children playing in the street; they could see one after another of them being killed -- run over, maimed, destroyed -- but they continued to play anyhow. We really all were very happy for a while, sitting around not toiling but just bullshitting and playing, but it was for such a terribly brief time, and then the punishment was beyond belief; even when we could see it, we could not believe it.

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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #98 on: October 17, 2008, 10:31:16 AM »
Resident retard. Maybe the foreign exchange student with serious dyslexia?
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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #99 on: October 17, 2008, 10:33:10 AM »
It's when I have no idea of where Calandale is that I start to worry.
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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #100 on: October 17, 2008, 10:50:08 AM »
Resident retard.

Yes that is indeed me the Resident Retard that just wont leave  :P

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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #101 on: October 17, 2008, 11:47:01 AM »
:lol:
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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #102 on: October 17, 2008, 12:30:27 PM »
I'm clearly not spamming enough these days to say I'm not in that list of Llandy's. Curiously I seem to get sigged more often when I'm spamming up the place... Maybe I should crack out the sugary snacks and go on a spree.
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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #103 on: October 17, 2008, 02:02:51 PM »
You didn't do me! *starts cying and sucks his thumb*
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Re: The Mount & Blade Family
« Reply #104 on: October 17, 2008, 02:23:31 PM »
I know I'm not really a veteran or a celebrity here, but I was kinda hoping to see myself on that list o' Llandy's.

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