I would like to suggest another couple of NPC's made by Tomato for the Extra NPC's mod.:
THE NOOB:
http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitled3copy0ws.jpgOMG best NPC yet. THE NOOB
Code: 0x00000000000c700501c7f2b6e4496000
Player: Greetings. You have some funky looking hair. Are you good with a sword or bow?
Teh Noob: WTF OMG yeah i am l33t at swords. +3 powerd strikse =p
Player: Oh really? Well i could use you in my party.
Teh Noob. Okay cool I was LFG anyway. You have any serial keyz? PLZZZZ
Player: Hmm? serial keys? Why dont you buy the damn game?
Teh Noob: Plzz Man plzzzzzz i will give you teh sword of war +2 and 100 denars.1!!!111!!! tis l33t. ---> ^_^
Player: 1) Read the stickies dude. Bye. 2) just buy it its not expensive
Teh Noob 1) What stickies? Wha? Stickies what they? 2) Okay, hey man i was thinking mayb we could make Gta mod or ww2 mod or even LOTR mod LOL! or maybe dual weapon or multiplayer mod LOL.
Player: 1) Never mind. Bye. LOCKED THREAD 2) um, sure so you in?
Teh Noob: Sure.
Player: Good lets get going. Wheres your armour?
Teh Noob: i sold it for +4 spear. I need to buy more denars on ebay.
Player: But your strength isn't hight ENOUGH Yet! YOu cant use IT. ah well. lets go.
Teh Noob: I am so l33t. CS is teh ballz.
Notes: starts off with no armour, only some boots and a spear that he cant use cos his strength iis too low. Most of his skill points are spent on inventory. Lol.
Baldilocks:
http://img234.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scopy7vg.jpgCode: 0x000000000008000001d56ed6db0d0d78
Player: Whoa. What happened to your hair?
Baldy: I cut it all off because i wanted to look like a girl and fight in the army. Back then i didn't realize girls were allowed into the army anyway, i mean look at those refugees. Unfortunately.. it hasn't grown back since.
Player: Hmmm. I'm sorry about that. Hey listen, if i could get a hat or helmet for you to cover your head with, would you join my party? we could use a good soldier.
Baldy: Okay, but it has to be a felt hat.
Player: Consider it done. Be back in a second.
Hehe.. cant get over that name.