Author Topic: FSMism- A Viable Alternative to Evolution (Read 3790 times)

leo · « **on:** August 14, 2005, 12:03:25 AM »

I have to admit that when I first came across this idea, I was skeptic. However, I have since been touched by His noodly appendage, and now I am a firm believer.

Witness the flawless explanation of the origins of the universe, the development of life, and yes, even global warming. After you, too, have been touched by His noodly appendage, you will understand that all this underlying evidence that points to evolution is merely a coincidence placed on Earth by Him.

http://www.venganza.org

Can 'O' Soup · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2005, 12:46:22 AM »

Before I am ready to accept His holy word, I have to know one thing. Rice noodles or wheat noodles?

compfreak · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2005, 02:08:44 AM »

How did you find this? I thought I'd seen strange ideas before...

Edit: my sarcasm meter is not broken, but how do you even get the idea to write a joke letter like this?

Can 'O' Soup · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2005, 03:30:31 AM »

It probably has to do with the fact that there is no scientific proof for intelligent design. That and spaghetti is freakin awesome.

kroc · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2005, 04:59:09 AM »

seriously, KILL THAT IDIOT
i mean, does he have nothing better to do?
people like that piss me off...
that damend jfadlgjaa;jk!!!!
*kroc rages*

Juno · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2005, 03:02:27 PM »

i have one thing to say to that letter.... what the ****

Lhorkan · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2005, 03:10:12 PM »

Did someone actually read that?

Temujin · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2005, 03:15:43 PM »

haha that was great.

by the way kroc what's your problem with that letter? your not one of those fundamentalist Christians from america are you?

Reverend L. Lamb · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2005, 03:21:18 PM »

All hail the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster *chants*

Worbah · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2005, 03:47:35 PM »

Kroc, take it down a notch. There's no need to be an asshat.

Lhorkan · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2005, 04:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Worbah

There's no need to be an asshat.

No need to call anyone an asshat here.

Ilex · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2005, 05:27:35 PM »

Quote from: Lhorkan

Quote from: Worbah
There's no need to be an asshat.

No need to call anyone an asshat here.

Neither idiot.

pzler · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2005, 05:39:43 PM »

I love it. all hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!

seriously. it's a great way to protest against the stupid laws in some american states. religion should be a choice not an obligation forced to people in schools. the author has my support. he's not an idiot, he's a genius!!!!

but i'm off now. I'm going to build a temple for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Lhorkan · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2005, 06:11:01 PM »

Quote from: ilex

Quote from: Lhorkan
Quote from: Worbah
There's no need to be an asshat.

No need to call anyone an asshat here.
Neither idiot.

Nono, you should've said "Asshat!:P Teehee!

" Then pavlov comes and says "slowly backs out of the topic".

Ilex · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2005, 07:31:27 PM »

Quote from: Lhorkan

Quote from: ilex
Quote from: Lhorkan
Quote from: Worbah
There's no need to be an asshat.

No need to call anyone an asshat here.
Neither idiot.

Nono, you should've said "Asshat!:P Teehee! " Then pavlov comes and says "slowly backs out of the topic".

I was about to, but then I remembered that I am not a humorous person.

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Author Topic: FSMism- A Viable Alternative to Evolution (Read 3790 times)