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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #150 on: August 04, 2012, 10:42:24 PM »
Damn it, the Olympics always overshadow the small but dedicated Oylmpic organisation. They really deserve more attention.
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #151 on: August 04, 2012, 10:42:50 PM »
I went to the Oylmpics once, much better than the Olympics.
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #152 on: August 04, 2012, 10:45:27 PM »
Quote from: Sir Hitson Winsler on August 04, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
I went to the Oylmpics once, much better than the Olympics.

I hear that Spelling is going to be the next new Oylmpic sport. Along with Objectifying Women and Extreme Ironing. The latter quite probably being done by women.
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #153 on: August 05, 2012, 12:34:07 AM »
Come on, Russia... Show the world that Kazakhstan is not going to beat you! And if you are unable to do that, please, at the very least, do not let the North Koreans beat you...
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #154 on: August 05, 2012, 12:39:23 AM »
I heard that all of the North Korean medal winners were actually Kim Jong Un in disguise. So Russia is getting beat by a single athlete.
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #155 on: August 05, 2012, 12:55:03 AM »
It's like The Finn all over again!

Note how they cunningly photoshopped their 26 team members' faces onto other people, to make it look like there were more of them??
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #156 on: August 05, 2012, 12:55:06 AM »
I heard Hugo Chavez cloned himself multiple times to represent Venezuela! His "terminal cancer" was actually just a guise to cover his time in the hospital creating clones!
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #157 on: August 05, 2012, 01:50:18 AM »
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #158 on: August 05, 2012, 05:51:53 AM »
Meanwhile, the Brazilian diving team advanced with a 3-2 victory over Honduras in soccer, in as shameful a display of cheating, faking and whining as I have ever seen.
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #159 on: August 05, 2012, 08:12:14 AM »
Brazilian scuba divers are superior soccer players to Honduras? Who knew.
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #160 on: August 05, 2012, 09:18:26 AM »
Quote from: Lord Brutus on August 05, 2012, 05:51:53 AM
Meanwhile, the Brazilian diving team advanced with a 3-2 victory over Honduras in soccer, in as shameful a display of cheating, faking and whining as I have ever seen.

Well, of course. It's football/soccer. If you want to watch a sport that isn't full of whiny, diving, girly failed hair-care models and borderline criminals, you have to watch RUGBY.

But I don't think it's an Olympic sport yet.
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #161 on: August 05, 2012, 09:29:55 AM »
They keep trying to bring it back though, but for whatever reason it keeps getting blocked.
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #162 on: August 05, 2012, 03:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Sir Hitson Winsler on August 04, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
I went to the Oylmpics once, much better than the Olympics.

Now there's my kind of thing, eh?
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #163 on: August 05, 2012, 03:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Pharaoh Llandy on August 05, 2012, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Lord Brutus on August 05, 2012, 05:51:53 AM
Meanwhile, the Brazilian diving team advanced with a 3-2 victory over Honduras in soccer, in as shameful a display of cheating, faking and whining as I have ever seen.

Well, of course. It's football/soccer. If you want to watch a sport that isn't full of whiny, diving, girly failed hair-care models and borderline criminals, you have to watch RUGBY.

But I don't think it's an Olympic sport yet.

Not an olympic sport yet. I didn't think any sport or quasi-sport could make that claim anymore. Isn't tag and hide and go seek in there this year along with shuttlecock and funny walking?
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Re: London 2012 is here!
« Reply #164 on: August 05, 2012, 03:11:21 PM »
Dunno, but I'm pretty sure I saw an egg and spoon race earlier.
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