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My First Face Palm Moment
« on: June 23, 2012, 06:57:08 PM »
I started playing Mount & Blade Warband about a week ago.  After some trial and error and some reading on the forums I finally got my first character going on the single player campaign.  Everything was going relatively smoothly.  After spending most of my time finding companions and killing bandits I was invited to join the Nords which I accepted.  After winning a ton of battles with my army of Huscarls I was finally offered Marshalship by the King.  So after scouting around I decided my first act as Marshal would be to besiege a certain castle of the Vaegris which we were at war with.  It went fine and we took the castle fairly easily and not long after peace was declared.  Well, this didn't sit well with me as I still wanted to use my Marshal powers so I decided to see what I could do. Even though we were at peace it seemed I could still start a campaign so I did.  I picked out another weak castle from a faction we were at peace with and started the seige.  All my lords were with me at first but when I started the initial assault I noticed the only troops on the field were my troopsl.  I continued to fight until we were eventually overwhelmed. When the assault failed my forces were decimated, my character imprisoned, and all the lords had apparantly ran for the hills at the start of the assault.  Then I get a message from the King saying I'm fired as Marshal! I suppose this was bad karma for attacking a peaceful faction? Either way I was shocked at first but could not help but laugh at the situation. I felt like William Wallace when his allies abandoned him in Braveheart!

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Re: My First Face Palm Moment
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 07:01:44 PM »
I think that lords just don't attack non-enemy castle, they just don't have the option. Next time make sure to check if you get sentences "Lord x joined your side" or something like that.

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Re: My First Face Palm Moment
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 07:09:48 PM »
I think that lords just don't attack non-enemy castle, they just don't have the option. Next time make sure to check if you get sentences "Lord x joined your side" or something like that.

Yeah I suppose I'll have to be patient and wait around for a war next time :)

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Re: My First Face Palm Moment
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 07:16:14 PM »
If you want to start a war, if you talk to the lords of your nation, sometimes they will offer a quest that will enable you to start a war.


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Re: My First Face Palm Moment
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 08:04:59 PM »
If you want to start a war, if you talk to the lords of your nation, sometimes they will offer a quest that will enable you to start a war.
Wasn't that the attack 2 caravans to start a war or something? Something vague stirs in my memory :P
I prefer bayonet, because everyone gets to find their own special way how to fight with it, unlike a sword imo you just mindlessly block, attack and spam.


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Re: My First Face Palm Moment
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 08:39:05 PM »
If you want to start a war, if you talk to the lords of your nation, sometimes they will offer a quest that will enable you to start a war.
Wasn't that the attack 2 caravans to start a war or something? Something vague stirs in my memory :P
Yeah, if I recall, I don't play much singleplayer anymore, so not 100% sure.


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Re: My First Face Palm Moment
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 08:50:47 PM »
If you want to start a war, if you talk to the lords of your nation, sometimes they will offer a quest that will enable you to start a war.
Wasn't that the attack 2 caravans to start a war or something? Something vague stirs in my memory :P
Yeah, if I recall, I don't play much singleplayer anymore, so not 100% sure.
Pretty sure that's it, even though I also don't play it anymore :P
I prefer bayonet, because everyone gets to find their own special way how to fight with it, unlike a sword imo you just mindlessly block, attack and spam.


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Re: My First Face Palm Moment
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2012, 04:26:07 PM »
This was my facepalm moment number 2467
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