The story of a NW soldier (By the community)

[Commander Millander]

Because he was still in French Uniform he was shot in the leg and lost hist right arm.

[5arge]

While recovering from his wounds in a Spanish field hospital, he had a sordid affair with a Spanish nurse named Milly.

[TheBlackVampire]

But Milly was the wife of a british officer.

[Othurin]

The british officer forced him back in the army, but this time the british sent him to north america to participate in the war of 1812. After a great deal of whipping of course.

[DrTaco]

But before he got shipped to the Americas, the ship was attacked by the French!

[Othurin]

The french, being french, surrendered and now they had more ships defending them on the way to canada

[Commander Millander]

They land in Boston Harbor and have a tea party

[Kawee]

- James learned the hard way, next morning, that he's allergic to tea, especially English Earlgrey.

[Othurin]

The french, being french, surrendered and now they had more ships defending them on the way to Canada

They land in Boston Harbor and have a tea party

[Connzcdf]

-In a twisted fate the boat is pushed off track into the harbor.

(Nice save if you ask me )

[Dealen]

-And when he came to the forest he saw bunch of american natives and took an arrow In the knee

[Othurin]

Then he became very mad, filled with rage thinking that's a very old overused joke and started flying to washington and breathed fire on the white house.
And that, children, is how the burning of the white house in the war of 1812 happened

[Megaberna]

- And then he returned to europe to fight the french! He now finded himself surronded by multiple enemies.

PS: Keep the story a little realistic please

[TWking]

James catches a boat to Spain but it is attack by drunken british deserters who swapped thier captian for a french guy who is deaf.

[48e_Regiment_de_Ligne]

-then betty apears and blows everything up