"Degenerate Alcoholic Opolcheniye"
-They walk in sporadic directions when you press forward!
-They slur their commands!
-5% chance they're pants randomly fall down every 10 minutes!
-If spawned with a bottle, never under any circumstances will they throw it!
Once released, it is estimated that 95% of the Napoleonic Wars population will immediately switch over to this class and never look back.