♔ His Majestys Royal Scots Regiment ♔ [Recruiting] EU/NA Based!

[JohanBorg163]

Worksers of the world, unite!

Too bad Cuba ain't that much Socialist anymore. They are turning to Capitalism. Opening tourism and such. 

[Royal Scots Spudgun]

By visiting Cuba you have successfully contributed to their economy. Tourism gives countries a lot of money, you know.

If countries like the UK or France stopped letting tourists in, they would collapse!

[JohanBorg163]

Say that to Turkey they get like 10 million tourists per year man!

[Royal Scots Spudgun]

Britain, France, USA, Spain and Italy each get more tourists than Turkey.

[JohanBorg163]

I am pretty sure i saw somewhere that Turkey was the worlds 2nd most popular tourism spot after France?

Maybe some Turkish propoganda. 

[Royal Scots Spudgun]

No, I just checked a couple of websites about this.

Maybe they used to be, but the ones about 2012 say they are about 7th in the world.

[JohanBorg163]

Hmm... Thats a shame. I loved their beaches and food. Cubas got the classy cars and beautiful latin women but Turkey got the beaches, food and beautiful women from all around the world.

(I sound like a pedo now..  )

[JohanBorg163]

38 Days until i am back to lead the magnificent glorius and wonderful His Majestys Royal Scots Regiment!

[Royal Scots Spudgun]

Looking forward to that!

[JohanBorg163]

You better be. Remember my glorius schliffen plan in the last Saturday LB i had before i went away to holiday?

[Royal Scots Spudgun]

I can't... But I know you're always making us do Schlieffen plans against the enemy, a great tactic which I am going to use as the commander of Infantry.

[JohanBorg163]

Glorius Schliffen plan. We destroy 3 artillery pieces with that tactic very early on in the LB. We saved our glorius country from utter destruction.

[Royal Scots Spudgun]

Well, we can look back on any Schlieffen plans we do after I start recording every linebattle.

[JohanBorg163]

Yes. But my own secret version of schliffen plan is diffrent then ze original!

(read this with a English germanic accent)

[Royal Scots Spudgun]

Yes, make sure not to bolster the right flank.