

Me, Ell and Sarah plus some Frenchies, got thrashed at pool but it was an English victory, we blamed it on everything else other than their relative skill.
They even played by some rule where you have to bounce it on the coushin at least once to pot the black ball! They cheekily claimed it was "the actual, international rules" but our brave lads had none of it, and announced they were scared to play the English rules of "smackin' the **** art'a it."