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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2012, 03:43:55 PM »
Hmmm....maybe they SHOULD put a magic system in this game, if only to frighten away the fundamentalists. They are afraid of games that have magic in them like D&D so they like to ban stuff like that for everyone, naturally they know what's best for everyone and have no qualms about imposing their beliefs on people because it is for your own good after all. You'll thank them later because even though you might be roasting in Hell you'll remember that at least they tried to enlighten you. Haw haw haw.
There is no hell.
It;s funny that jesus mentioned such a thing because the Jews didn;t beleve in such a thing.

Sounds more like a Roman insertion of Tartarus more than anything.
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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2012, 03:44:05 PM »
I am am interfaith Quaker/Jew/Alevi and a Biology Graduate.
**** all fundie filth.
I have no problem with atheism either, I firmly believe that the Christian/Jewish/Muslim religion deserves alot of the flak it gets.

I refuse to be associated with people who ignore supported fact.

Most if not all of modern medicine research is based on Modern Genetics, which supports and improves upon Darwins Theory of Evolution Through Natural Selection.
Evolution could be true, but it's probably not, seeing as it is based on a lot of assumptions...
Creation could be true as well, but, it is based on a rather incredible and outlandish story...
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No it isn't based on alot of assuptions, because all the evidence points towards it as true.

Animal husbandry
Long and short  term genetic variation.
Observed instances in fast breeding species.
Studies of  the genomes of different species.

Animal Husbandry -- I do believe in microevolution. But no, you cannot breed two frogs and make a freakin' dog
Observed instances in fast breeding species-- Not sure what you mean by this, macroevolution would require a lot more than a few mutations-- it requires information to be added to the genetic code from an outside source, which is impossible.
Studies of the genomes of different species-- It still doesn't change the fact that information cannot be added to the genetic code naturally...

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2012, 03:45:22 PM »
Hmmm....maybe they SHOULD put a magic system in this game, if only to frighten away the fundamentalists. They are afraid of games that have magic in them like D&D so they like to ban stuff like that for everyone, naturally they know what's best for everyone and have no qualms about imposing their beliefs on people because it is for your own good after all. You'll thank them later because even though you might be roasting in Hell you'll remember that at least they tried to enlighten you. Haw haw haw.

For the last time, I am not a fundamentalist Christian. And I actually enjoy games like Oblivion and D&D.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2012, 03:46:38 PM »
Oh damn, Saladin's pressing the right switches again. :lol:

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2012, 03:48:18 PM »
I am am interfaith Quaker/Jew/Alevi and a Biology Graduate.
**** all fundie filth.
I have no problem with atheism either, I firmly believe that the Christian/Jewish/Muslim religion deserves alot of the flak it gets.

I refuse to be associated with people who ignore supported fact.

Most if not all of modern medicine research is based on Modern Genetics, which supports and improves upon Darwins Theory of Evolution Through Natural Selection.
Evolution could be true, but it's probably not, seeing as it is based on a lot of assumptions...
Creation could be true as well, but, it is based on a rather incredible and outlandish story...
...
No it isn't based on alot of assuptions, because all the evidence points towards it as true.

Animal husbandry
Long and short  term genetic variation.
Observed instances in fast breeding species.
Studies of  the genomes of different species.

Animal Husbandry -- I do believe in microevolution. But no, you cannot breed two frogs and make a freakin' dog
Observed instances in fast breeding species-- Not sure what you mean by this, macroevolution would require a lot more than a few mutations-- it requires information to be added to the genetic code from an outside source, which is impossible.
Studies of the genomes of different species-- It still doesn't change the fact that information cannot be added to the genetic code naturally...

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU BLEEDING EJIT BUFOON!!
There is no micro/macro, there is only the one process on two time scales.
'Macro' is the same as 'micro' but after a time of thousands of years, the timescale allows for greater change because of adaption to the changing climates, diet, predation and migration of species..
This blasted american propaganda is astoundingly stupid in it's makeup.

There are books and papers you can read, you can;t be this ignorant of one of the most significant pieces of knoweledge humans possess!!!
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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2012, 03:50:47 PM »
Being a pedo equals being cool nowadays. Or so it seems.

The obvious link here is ice cream vans.



Animal Husbandry -- I do believe in microevolution. But no, you cannot breed two frogs and make a freakin' dog
Observed instances in fast breeding species-- Not sure what you mean by this, macroevolution would require a lot more than a few mutations-- it requires information to be added to the genetic code from an outside source, which is impossible.
Studies of the genomes of different species-- It still doesn't change the fact that information cannot be added to the genetic code naturally...

Microevolution is a pointless distinction used by halfwits. If you have enough time and enough "micro" changes you'll eventually end up with such a large amount of changes that the creature can no longer be considered the same as it was before this particular string of changes. Really, you're rehashing the same ******** retarded arguments every other knuckle-dragging troll and/or batshit insane religious dickshit uses.

"Macroevolution" doesn't require any outside source, anyone who claims that is an idiot who uses his faulty reasoning to attack strawman evolution. Species aren't fundamentally different from each other, most of it is just taxonomy and what people call it. If a creature looks and is different enough from the creature it evolved from it can be called a species and that's it.

tl;dr: I don't believe in macro plate tectonics but I do believe in micro plate tectonics. Two plates cuddling up to each other can never form the himalaya's!!2111


edit: two frogs can't make a dog, but two humans can make a troll.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2012, 03:52:45 PM »
Not sure if you're serious there Aw. :P

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2012, 03:53:18 PM »
Excluding the tl;dr, I am. :P

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2012, 03:54:06 PM »
Also, the existence of sex pili and the ability to shift antibiotic resistance between different species of prokaryotes and the very existence of MRSA.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2012, 03:55:26 PM »
Excluding the tl;dr, I am. :P
The tl;dr was my concern.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2012, 03:57:07 PM »
I must beg forgiveness if my previous post is deemed offensive, but I am sure I suffered an aneurysm immediately beforehand.
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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2012, 03:58:38 PM »
Offensive schmoffensive. This guy's rampant moronitude is an offense to humanity in general and Taleworldians specifically. Like a chlorine gas attack on a field full of kittens and weasels and other adorable furry shit.


The tl;dr was my concern.

I thought it was obvious I wasn't serious. :P

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2012, 04:02:46 PM »
The 2211 was giving it away but I wasn't convinced. I was ready to start shouting at you and move out of the Netherlands for your stupidity.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2012, 04:03:31 PM »
Maybe I shouldn't have added the numbers then. :P

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2012, 04:05:37 PM »
Alright, I'm in need of some amusement

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

10. You vigorously affirm the existence of God, yet you frequently "forget" he could erase all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

P.S. Natural disasters aren't caused by people wanking too much, or anything in modern society, hence the name NATURAL disasters.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from primordial slime by a random chance cosmic accident.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when people with braincells show evidence that we evolved from millions of years worth of generations, but have no problem saying Big G up there did it.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

8. You criticize peer reviewed papers of many qualified individuals, yet never question the bible or its antiquated teachings

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (*Hint: strap-on TNT. Muhammad says, “kill innocent people and yourself if you love me.” Jesus Christ said, “I’ll die for you because I love you”).

7. You can't seem to understand that this is just ******** retarded on so many levels. I'm not even going to bother with this

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe in the vivid imagination of Darwin's Tree of Life which claims all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another! As if evolution isn’t the biggest fairytale of them all.

6. You say that extensive studies leading to conclusions that evolution does indeed occur are full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe that a big man in the sky put people in a garden and kicked them out for eating an apple.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,000 power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that order can come from chaos and billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

Pretty much. Please remember how big the universe, hell even this galaxy is. Do the maths (if you can)

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

Answering hypocrisy with hypocrisy? smooth.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

Yet you say that "God works in mysterious ways" whenever someone makes an argument you cannot refute

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

Morality is a social construct, so I don't see how that comes into it. Good and evil are meaningless terms, coined by those to get people to fight who they want to fight, and continually asserting that there is a god or gods does not make it true. Keep that in mind next time.

1. *Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God

Does life have to have a supernatural purpose? What you described is nihilism, atheism is only the lack of a belief in a deity or multiple.

NOTE: I did not write this, I found it on some website.

Possibly, but its obvious you take it as your opinion on things.

And also, please note that while the other post was all ad hominem, this is simply a list of statements of fact.

No it isn't. It's about as factual as me saying all Christians are racist, xenophobic, bigoted, hypocritical cunts. I would disagree with that statement, because I have met a good few Christians who are pretty amazing people, like I could say the same about atheists I know. It's people like you that give Christianity, and by extension, religion a bad name
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