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RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« on: April 06, 2012, 02:59:44 PM »
10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from primordial slime by a random chance cosmic accident.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (*Hint: strap-on TNT. Muhammad says, “kill innocent people and yourself if you love me.” Jesus Christ said, “I’ll die for you because I love you”).

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe in the vivid imagination of Darwin's Tree of Life which claims all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another! As if evolution isn’t the biggest fairytale of them all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,000 power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that order can come from chaos and billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

1. *Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God

NOTE: I did not write this, I found it on some website.
This is in response to a locked thread I was reading.

And also, please note that while the other post was all ad hominem, this is simply a list of statements of fact.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 03:05:38 PM »
Fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians? I'm sorry did you forget the part were '' god said GO AND KILL AND THE MUSLIMS IN MY NAME! CRUSADE AHOY! ''


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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 03:06:23 PM »
fact.
I don't think that word mean what you think it means.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 03:14:18 PM »
Fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians? I'm sorry did you forget the part were '' god said GO AND KILL AND THE MUSLIMS IN MY NAME! CRUSADE AHOY! ''

Actually, if you know the history of the Crusades, you would know that the driving factor behind it was that the Muslims were getting ready to take over mainland Europe. Christianity was the only thing that united Europe, so they launched a huge invasion of the Middle East. Plus, the Muslims were capturing pilgrims as slaves, and sometimes butchering whole groups of Christians. But that's ok for them, since they are minorities, right :)?

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 03:16:44 PM »
Lord Enthia, you are an idiot. You are also wrong. Worst, you're not amusing.
Nords ruled by King Ragnar, Khergits ruled by Sanjar Khan, Rhodoks ruled by King Graveth, Swadians ruled by King Harlaus, Vaegirs ruled by King Yaroglek. All those peoples live, fight, and die in the continent of Calradia. The Nords and Rhodoks field solely infantry and archers, the Swadians and Vaegirs have infantry, archers and cavalry and the Khergit field almost exclusively cavalry. No such things as "infarty" or "calvary" exist. Play Vikingr!

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 03:18:04 PM »
I take it you're a fundamental Christian, Lord Enthia?


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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 03:19:17 PM »
Fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians? I'm sorry did you forget the part were '' god said GO AND KILL AND THE MUSLIMS IN MY NAME! CRUSADE AHOY! ''

Actually, if you know the history of the Crusades, you would know that the driving factor behind it was that the Muslims were getting ready to take over mainland Europe. Christianity was the only thing that united Europe, so they launched a huge invasion of the Middle East. Plus, the Muslims were capturing pilgrims as slaves, and sometimes butchering whole groups of Christians. But that's ok for them, since they are minorities, right :)?
Listen, I don't like the muslims either. I don't like christians either. They're both stupid in the head but do you see me declaring that every 2 seconds? No, thats the difference between me and the atheist that is being described. Because 1/100 of the atheists are like that doesn't mean we are all that way. Now shut up and go rape some kids or something.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 03:22:59 PM »
Is he just a troll or is he really a this ignorant Christian?
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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 03:23:10 PM »
Lord Enthia, you are an idiot. You are also wrong. Worst, you're not amusing.
I actually find it quite funny that you resort to attacking me rather than my arguments.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 03:24:26 PM »
Is he just a troll or is he really a this ignorant Christian?
Troll most likely. The arguments he used are so leaky that creationists don't even use them anymore. Just report and leave him alone.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 03:24:56 PM »
I am am interfaith Quaker/Jew/Alevi and a Biology Graduate.
**** all fundie filth. I refuse to be associated with people who ignore supported fact.

I have no problem with atheism either, I firmly believe that the Christian/Jewish/Muslim religion deserves alot of the flak it gets. I particually dislike the Catholic church because most of it's church practices have no foundation in the bible.


Most if not all of modern medicine research is based in Genetics, which supports and improves upon Darwins Theory of Evolution Through Natural Selection.
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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 03:25:17 PM »
I take it you're a fundamental Christian, Lord Enthia?
I'm not saying that I'm a Christian. I just can't stand atheists.

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 03:25:58 PM »
I am am interfaith Quaker/Jew/Alevi and a Biology Graduate.
**** all fundie filth.
I have no problem with atheism either, I firmly believe that the Christian/Jewish/Muslim religion deserves alot of the flak it gets.

I refuse to be associated with people who ignore supported fact.

Most if not all of modern medicine research is based on Modern Genetics, which supports and improves upon Darwins Theory of Evolution Through Natural Selection.
Evolution could be true, but it's probably not, seeing as it is based on a lot of assumptions...
Creation could be true as well, but, it is based on a rather incredible and outlandish story...

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 03:28:13 PM »
Is he just a troll or is he really a this ignorant Christian?
Troll most likely. The arguments he used are so leaky that creationists don't even use them anymore. Just report and leave him alone.
If my arguments are so leaky, why don't you refute them instead of making idiotic comments about me?

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Re: RE: Top Ten Signs That You're A Christian
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 03:28:41 PM »
Fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians? I'm sorry did you forget the part were '' god said GO AND KILL AND THE MUSLIMS IN MY NAME! CRUSADE AHOY! ''

Actually, if you know the history of the Crusades, you would know that the driving factor behind it was that the Muslims were getting ready to take over mainland Europe. Christianity was the only thing that united Europe, so they launched a huge invasion of the Middle East. Plus, the Muslims were capturing pilgrims as slaves, and sometimes butchering whole groups of Christians. But that's ok for them, since they are minorities, right :)?
Actually the Muslims were too busy fighting amonst themselves during the first crusade and later atrocities can be attributed to the fact that the Christians masacred the population of Jerusalem. Learn history or **** off.
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