Things Mr. Welch is not to do when roleplaying

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25. The green elf does not need food badly.
35. I am not allowed to convince the entire party to play R2 units.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7zR5nw/wraith-knight.xanga.com/593772940/1750-things-mrwelch-is-not-allowed-to-do-in-a-roleplaying-game
 
It's a link to a funny thing on stumble, I am outright offended.
Though I am very good looking, and bots normally have very good looking pics, I forgive you.

64. My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God"
211. If at any point if my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies.
289. My character does not have the flaw Addiction: Helium.
 
This feels like the kind of humor where you actually have to know the person involved for it to be funny.
 
 
  Roleplaying is not foreign to you guys, stop acting snobbish.
292. I cannot take all the monsters I've killed to the taxidermist after the adventure.
 
There is a difference between good roleplaying and bad roleplaying - care to guess which one this is falling under?
 
Did I post this in the wrong spot?

I thought this was suppose to be the random funny section, not the criticize roleplaying humor section.

Sorry I got on the forums. Even my clan mate is calling me stupid for posting some funny stuff.

Edit: at the time of posting I had been in the clan Balion.
 
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ST TNG is the bomb!
I debated using Picard as my avatar.
http://rpolportraits.shannara-rose.com/msh311.jpg

I don't know what that seal implies. Is it uplifting or further insult?

Could this thread be locked? It has not attained it's intention, and in falling short it is depressing me.
 
Thinly disguised amusing RPG anecdotes thread?
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[*]Mage hand and prestidigitation do not "Have life-like texture ;_;"
[*]"Resistance is futile" is not an appropriate phrase to say when overcoming SR.
[*]Open/Close does not let players slam doors in peoples' faces.
[*]Mount has many meanings, but should always default to the spell.
[*]Using Ghost Sound to distract guards is fine. Using it to make party members hear loud sexings is not.
[*]The vocal component of Bleed is not "Emo!"
[*]Glitterdust and vampires do not mix.
[*]Burning Gaze should not be used in a staring contest.

[/list]
 
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