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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #285 on: February 23, 2012, 07:26:42 PM »
You started it, saying that people can't judge Jarls if they don't play on full damage or on foot, which is bull.
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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #286 on: February 23, 2012, 08:26:52 PM »
Ok guys stop. Post the description of the duel.

In fact, I would have made it that the jarls killed all but one huscarl, then when they went to sleep the huscarl cut their throats.

Only way, imo, the huscarls could beat the jarls.

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #287 on: February 24, 2012, 11:01:53 AM »

In fact, I would have made it that the jarls killed all but one huscarl, then when they went to sleep the huscarl cut their throats.


Why not their family jewels? This seems to be the fate of Vanskerries in this mod.

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #288 on: February 24, 2012, 01:05:07 PM »
The rain bounced off helmets and shields as the two groups of men faced eachother across the field. Voices rose, and insults were flung between them as they readied themselves.

The Vanskerries were still jubilant after their string of plundering, and were urging eachother into combat, while the Fierdsvain troops were steadfast and ready to do their duty to their thegns.


TAKE THESE RAPING SONS OF CATTLE DOWN! came the cry from the huscarls, and they streamed forwards in a close group, shields raised, axes flashing in their hands and on their hips. Projectiles flew back and forth, and a few dropped on either side as the distance rapidly closed.


The warriors met in the middle of the plain, and the fight quickly became a slippery brawl in the blood-soaked mud, as the men struggled to keep their footing whilst blocking and swinging with ruthless efficiency. Those who momentarily triumphed were quickly cut down from behind, as all semblance of discipline broke apart. One Vanskerry was dragged frothing to the ground, where he was hacked at by the Fierdsvain troops, and another disemboweled his opponent, only to have his head cleaved in two by a mighty blow.


After what seemed like an age, four huscarls remained standing over a clutch of ruined corpses. One of them reached down and removed the helmet of the Vanskerry leader.


He looks about twelve! cried the huscarl. This is no Jarl!

An axe crashed into his back, thrown with inhuman force, and his companions whirled to see a group of Vanskerry Jarls charging towards them. JAAAAAAAARL! cried a Fierdsvain, his arms raised to the sky. Then they ran. The end.

Because screw huscarls.
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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #289 on: February 24, 2012, 08:37:46 PM »
Ok guys, I'm picking the next duel!

It's the one no-one would ever expect...

D'Shar Windrider vs. Knight of the Clarion call!

weather: clear
setting: pastures/steppes north-east of Singal
reason: D'Shar scouting party
rules: no-holds barred!
« Last Edit: February 24, 2012, 10:56:31 PM by Shadow-Seeker »

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #290 on: February 25, 2012, 12:16:39 AM »



[/i]He looks about twelve! cried the huscarl. This is no Jarl!

An axe crashed into his back, thrown with inhuman force, and his companions whirled to see a group of Vanskerry Jarls charging towards them. JAAAAAAAARL! cried a Fierdsvain, his arms raised to the sky. Then they ran. The end.

Because screw huscarls.

I do believe the people have voted. And you screwed them. Now thats not very nice of you.
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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #291 on: February 25, 2012, 01:01:39 AM »
Hey, the huscarls won the initial duel. And that's all we agreed that they would win.

But from now on, let's not do that stuff anymore.

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #292 on: March 03, 2012, 04:06:50 AM »
bump

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #293 on: March 03, 2012, 11:24:55 AM »
I'm simply not impressed by Windriders, so Knights of the Clarion Call it is.

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #294 on: March 03, 2012, 04:32:52 PM »
I'm simply not impressed by Windriders, so Knights of the Clarion Call it is.

Knights of the Clarion Call can actually FIGHT.  Windriders are really good at dying in my opinion. 

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #295 on: March 13, 2012, 02:51:42 PM »
To be honest i really have not faced either of these two. but form what i have heard i would have to say the Knights  :D

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #296 on: March 14, 2012, 01:24:44 AM »
I really can't be bothered as of now to write up the duel, anyone is welcome to if they want.

New duel anyone?

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #297 on: March 15, 2012, 09:01:59 PM »
Two Female Noldor Rangers vs. 10 Pendor Men-at-Arms.

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #298 on: March 21, 2012, 10:11:03 PM »
Ok duel's up.

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Re: Pendorian Duels
« Reply #299 on: March 22, 2012, 01:01:16 AM »
lol this is a no-brainer just end it now