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What will be the outcome of tonight's scrim?

Malions win.
Against all the odds, Malions win.
The rookie team, Malions, face the brutal jocks, Balions. Malions win in an inspiring two hour victory. Rated PG
A win for the Malions.
At the last minute, Malion hero Scott_Grey gets sick and is replaced by a lovable dog. Inconceivably, Malions win. Rated R.
The bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night, that the Malion flag was still there.
Balion doesn't show up.
Somehow, through cruel fate, the underdog Malions all have terrible ping on the night of the match. Scott Ray takes steroids in the locker room before the scrim and goes 42-0 on Nord Town. Malions learn a life lesson and are better people for it.
In a battle very reminiscent of Hastings, the Balion Nazis are defeated at Normandy.

Author Topic: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread  (Read 40852 times)

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Re: [IG] Guard of Istiniar - A clan for Mount&Blade Warband {Recruiting}
« Reply #1095 on: April 02, 2012, 09:36:50 PM »
Can I join the IG?

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1097 on: April 03, 2012, 02:10:21 AM »
I have seen many videos on Warband, and I obviously have been playing for a long time, but is all comes down to me making the observation that tactics are hardly used in Native.
observation.
not.
guess.

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1098 on: April 03, 2012, 05:02:27 AM »
Malions scurrd to assign me a Malion. No one matches my skill nuff said.  :x

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1099 on: April 03, 2012, 12:35:44 PM »
Malions scurrd to assign me a Malion. No one matches my skill nuff said.  :x

Dirty Balion!!!  :evil:

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1100 on: April 04, 2012, 09:42:21 PM »
Malions scurrd to assign me a Malion. No one matches my skill nuff said.  :x

Dirty Balion!!!  :evil:

Thats what they said!  :x

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1101 on: April 07, 2012, 03:29:12 AM »
balions challenged us to scrim on sunday night

wat do

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1102 on: April 07, 2012, 05:02:49 AM »
ill play for merry and laffs
Jeeesus H. Christ, fellas. Shall I send the virgins a mixtape?  "Mrs. Dryvus: The Greatest Hits (Vol. 1)." I'll try not to squeal like a pig. No offense if the porcine thing is your thing.
I like the pointy hat man.  He is affable.

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1103 on: April 07, 2012, 05:05:10 AM »
lol mabey we can all ware boney outfits 4 ester theam 
I have seen many videos on Warband, and I obviously have been playing for a long time, but is all comes down to me making the observation that tactics are hardly used in Native.
observation.
not.
guess.

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1104 on: April 07, 2012, 11:35:27 AM »
balions challenged us to scrim on sunday night

wat do
OP has a scrim on Sunday :OOOOOOOOO


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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1105 on: April 07, 2012, 08:03:01 PM »
balions challenged us to scrim on sunday night

wat do
raep dem do

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1106 on: April 07, 2012, 09:44:20 PM »
As some of you yellow bellied bleating foal, curdled staggering mutant dwarves, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done, may know,

NOM NOM has played ASSASINS CREED 2 before

This is what he did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4OjDcDlzAw

                          
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Suriell, I still cannot get over how ******** amazing your signature is.

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1107 on: April 07, 2012, 10:45:56 PM »
Suriell is dirty:

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1108 on: April 08, 2012, 02:47:15 AM »
Suriell is dirty:

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Lies! he is a inncocent youn' man.. that was only a match question which you did not understand.. causing you to be dirty!

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Re: Malion Mercenaries - Official Clan Thread - guingsdfnjlkgmra41
« Reply #1109 on: April 08, 2012, 04:34:33 PM »
Lies! he is a inncocent youn' man.. that was only a match question which you did not understand.. causing you to be dirty!

You would know dirty.

Wouldn't you, Balion!?  :x :x