Who's your least favorite Badion?
Mad Dawg, for obvious reasons. 13 (36.1%)
Facemelter, the dude just rolls his eyes to much. 5 (13.9%)
Peasant, clearly belongs plowing the fields. Also, too random. 4 (11.1%)
Paxman, one gets tired of being killed constantly by a bastard sword. 7 (19.4%)
Angus, wait who could hate Angus? :3 7 (19.4%)
Have Ash Tre teach him the ways of drunken Warband. 12 (33.3%)
Never, ever, ever, give him a ranged weapon. 4 (11.1%)
Simple: Give him to the other team. An assured victory. 8 (22.2%)
Tie him down, lock him up, then have Scott Grey eat the key. 7 (19.4%)
Eh, let him tk us. A thinning of the herd never hurts.5 (13.9%)
Naturally Bad Frawg, the natural leader.14 (26.4%)
Nylon, spinning with a great sword at three in the morning equals victory. Right?8 (15.1%)
Pacman, who always plays serious, always, and dueling is serious.3 (5.7%)
Scott Grey. (Will be allowed to use a horse in the duel)14 (26.4%)
Elf Thrower, as long as it's not against a European. 1 (1.9%)
Whoratio, with Soakkith gone, he cannot die. 2 (3.8%)
ExtinguishingApe, for obvious reasons, including alcohol. 11 (20.8%)[/b][/b]
Total Members Voted: 53
Penguin, can't fly, but like it gives a ****. Wears a suit all the time, keeps it classy. 21 (38.9%)
Hippo, big as peers, but that doesn't stop it from being the most dangerous animal in Africa. 5 (9.3%)
Salmon, will have sex at any cost. Swims up waterfalls. Dies. 13 (24.1%)
Kherven, an endangered species prone to extreme anger. 15 (27.8%)
Total Members Voted: 54
His name is a curse.1 (1.8%)
His frog is a curse. 2 (3.6%)
His curse is a frog. 3 (5.5%)
UNFORTUNATE. 22 (40%)
Cursors in the fog. 0 (0%)
Penguins don't have thumbs. 27 (49.1%)
Total Members Voted: 55
Camp ruins! 9 (5.7%)
Camp trees! 9 (5.7%)
Camp tents! 5 (3.1%)
All naked with arming caps, attempt to blend into surroundings. 25 (15.7%)
ALL CAPS IN ALL CHAT! 9 (5.7%)
RP cav line, motivational speech, TROT TO VICTORY. 28 (17.6%)
Three words: War darts. 18 (11.3%)
Can't play scrim, ping to high. Reschedule. 18 (11.3%)
Complain about the enemy until they kick us from their server, claim that they forfeited. 27 (17%)
Play serious, always play serious. 11 (6.9%)
Total Members Voted: 103
Weep. 2 (2.9%)
Backpedal. 2 (2.9%)
Weep, Backpedal, and call for Scott Ray. (<--Balions choose this one, please) 10 (14.3%)
Stop, drop, and roll. 8 (11.4%)
Type in caps. 3 (4.3%)
Option 6 7 (10%)
quick, open to page 34. hurry you little shit, hurry he's getting closerOPENTOPAGE34THERESNOTMUCHTIMELEFT 2 (2.9%)
upblock, Malions love to to duel. 10 (14.3%)
turn off computer. 8 (11.4%)
act skeptical. 18 (25.7%)
Total members voted: 70
Bellow this, you may view Malion history. Some pretty cool stuff over there, I'd suggest you click it.
Malion - 8 v Balion - 10
Malion - 10 v PRT - 8
Malion - 8 v Balion - 10
Malion - 10 v TMW - 7
Malion - 4 v Scott Ray - 15
Malion - 13 v Balion - 7
Malion - 9 v Wappaw - 6
Malion - 6 v Scott Ray - 11
Malion - 8 v Balion - 8
Malion -4 v Balion - 12
Rise of the Malions, take two: Zombie Malions Just for the hell of it
Why hello there!
After two weeks for hiding in barns, cellars, and motel rooms, empty pools, pantry's, cemeteries, upside-down canoes, etc, etc, the Malions are officially back! Rejoice citizens! Your friendly, helpful, and deadly neighbors are back to kick out the smelly and noobish Balions. Catch us on the War Room. For copper and love! Hoorah!
The Malions awoke from their long slumber with a bang this evening. The Kings of Copper and Love defeated the villainous PRT 5-4, 5-4 in a two hour nail biter. Our heroes overcame a map switch that eliminated their cash, and a Nord V Nord show down on Nord Town.
In the first map, random plains served as the home to a fight between Veagirs, (PRT) and Swadia (Malions). A tug of war in the score went on for 7 rounds, until the map accidently changed, with Malions ahead 4-3. Things seemed to sour on the next random plains, with a flawless round by PRT. But the Malions shone through, and raised the flag to win, even though PRT had 4 more people alive (Kinda cheap, but eh, we'll take it )
Next came a Nord fiesta. Malions started it off strong 2 rounds where only one person died. PRT pulled back in it, and the score evened out. With the Malions about to win, (a 4-3 score) PRT_Beer defeated Bad Frawg in a last man to last man duel. But Malion prevailed, winning the last round without a death.
Truly one of the most exciting moments in Malion history. Who's next? Maybe even the mighty Balions will fall. (Spoiler Alert: They will).
For Copper and Love Hoorah!
-- Bad Frawg.
At last, at around 12:00 AM, July eighth, the Malion conquered the stinky, terribad Balions in a match for the ages. We won, 5-3, 0-5, 3-2, in an intense, and defining match. The match started it off with Bad Frawg falling behind 0-2 in the duel against Paxman. He came back to win 3-2, and chose Nord Town w/ Vaegirs. In the first map, the Balions fell 0-3 very quickly. Despite a comeback, the Vaegir Malions defeated the axe wielding Balion handily. We won't discuss the second map . In the tie breaker, Port Assault, the score was neck and neck till the end. With a 2-2 score, and two men alive on both sides, Master of the Field popped up on the ships. The two teams met there at the same time, but instead of a nail biting dwindle to a 1-1 duel, Deliberate Noble quickly killed both of the remaining Balions, to win the match.
So, what does this mean? It means that Mad Dawg must be Sad Dawg for a week! It means that this thread shall be Malion Mercenaries for good! We win it all!* For copper and love, hoooooorahhhh!
*Not confirmed by Balions.
That's right! Have you ever wanted to be part of the brave Malions? Well now you can! With Balion's recent acquirement of multiple nKs, there are plenty of new Malion spots open for taking! We're looking for friendly, angry, just, bitter, skilled players, who enjoy copper. And also love! PM me to apply.
In other news, Malion is always looking for people to trample. If you think you're clan has a swollen ego, and needs to be humbled, ask us!
I've also re-done the sig banner to make it look pretty-er. [/td][/tr][/table][/td][/tr][/table]
The Malion Mercs triumphed over TMW 5-3, 5-4! With our two latest members (Malion_Mercenary_Akbar_mK and Malion_Mercenary_Greeks) and a combination of clutch plays and quick thinking, our Malion heroes pulled through. Up next? Those filthy Balions.
That's right. After a crushing defeat the night before, Malions bounced back and beat the Balions, 5-2, 3-5, 5-0. Nylon beat Mad Dawg 3-2 in the initial duel, in a sign of what was to come. In the first map, Malions quickly showed that they're pants were on, and they were super Cereal (who was present). The next map was much closer, with brilliant plays on either end. Last map was more of nail biter than it looked, with come from behind victories dotting the rounds. The MVP of the night was Malion_Merc_CALM, who clutched a round, with Balions having twice as many players. A great turn out made the night a real party. Also, huge shout out to Greeks, who head-shotted three Balions in a row when it was 2 versus 5.
In conclusion, we did it all for copper and love.
MALION AWKWARD TIE!
The Malion returned with a bang, and over ten people last night! What seemed to be an assured victory, turned into an awkward "tie" however.
The first fun scrim I think anyone's had in over a year, started out with a Malion rofl stomp on Nord Town. The veteran ExtinguishingApe lead the score boards with an impressive 10-3 score, as the Malions rolled through some tense moments, as they secured a 5-1 victory.
Wappaw fell back to their old standby, random plains. After a meager one reroll, the fighting began. In a series of ugly rounds, Malion managed keep up with the much more experienced Wappaw, bringing the score to 4-4. In a bold move, Greenknight had the whole Wappaw team go cav, and in a less bold move, Bad Frawg had his whole team die. A tight loss, 4-5.
Before the Malions could bring it back to Nord Town however, the scrim ended and all the Malions went home. Wappaw called it a forfeit, but I think we all know who would've won.
This will be my last Malion post on the Balion thread. Starting soon, we'll have our own thread to boast about.
Hopefully the x2NomMaster will rap about it.
I know you love 'em, but I'll keep this short,
Wappaw said "third map", I said "abort!
They're bad at inf, but when mounted we're screwed,
When they went all cav, I thought it quite rude.
For Copper and Love, hoorah!
Also, no need for "Good luck" or any of that stuff >.>